Wednesday, 1 January 2020

My Predictions For 2020...

For four Earth years, I have been predicting the annum ahead with perfect prognostication.

Allow me to present a preview of the year to come. Here are my predictions for 2020:

  • After years in the wilderness, Atlantis will finally win Eurovision.

  • The recently-elected Conservative government will privatise laughter.

  • The Leaning Tower of Pisa will be renamed the Fallen Tower of Pisa.

  • The Carmarthenshire village of Bancyfelin will inexplicably win Miss Universe.

  • November will be optional.

Happy New Year.

1 comment:

Mandy said...

Omg. I hope some of your predictions don't come true. Eeek! Fallen Tower of Pisa?!

I do like the idea of November being optional though...