Wednesday, 23 April 2014

"It Is A Very Pretty Painting"

This is the Fourth Doctor's description of the Mona Lisa in City Of Death. Below are another set of annotations for the Bad Teeth Doctor Who: Draw My Life video that I wrote.

The Fourth Doctor played by Tom Baker is depicted with colossal hair, teeth and scarf. His companion K-9, a Zygon from Terror Of The Zygons and a beautiful rendition of Soldeed from The Horns Of Nimon, played by Graham Crowden.

Monday, 21 April 2014

Twitter Twatter #5

Here are January's tweets:

Astonishingly The Times dubbed George Osborne their 2013 Briton Of The Year, here is Twitter's response. The other link above is the terrifying insight into an industry that is the Casting Call Woe tumblr.

Thursday, 17 April 2014

"Laugh This Off, Twinkletoes!"

Another addition to Dredd Alert is Invasion!. The strip concerned an invasion of Britain by the Volgans in the then futuristic year of 1999 and the exploits of resistance fighter, lorry driver and East End geezer, Bill Savage, to get rid of them.

Invasion! is a heady mix of Volgan cruelty, impressive violence, situations that conveniently involve lorry driving and cockney turns of phrase like this:

It's obvious that the Volgans are the Russians by any other name, the 1977 predictions of what 1999 would be like are fascinating (the Channel Tunnel for one) and the ready availability of lorries. Invasion! is featured on Dredd Alert here.

Monday, 14 April 2014

"I Think You'll Find That The Right Is My Best Side"

So says the Third Doctor while posing for a mugshot in Invasion Of The Dinosaurs. Here's another group of annotations for the Bad Teeth Doctor Who: Draw My Life video that I wrote.

Jon Pertwee's Third Doctor is drawn alongside his car Bessie which may or may not be an Edwardian Roadster, a Giant Maggot from The Green Death and Alpha Centauri from The Curse Of Peladon and The Monster Of Peladon.

Here we see him wearing the Brigade-Leader's eyepatch from Inferno with a disembodied Master's Beard in the background.

Saturday, 12 April 2014

Day Of The Robot

Another strip that Dredd Alert covered in my absence from this blog was Ro-Busters, the robotic international rescue organisation. Think Thunderbirds with robots and done on the cheap.

The core of the strip was the relationship between Ro-Jaws, a sanitation droid with a hatred of authority and Hammer-Stein, a war robot that respected it. Supporting characters included Mek-Quake, a hard of thinking demolition robot and their boss, the penny-pinching Howard Quartz whose body was 90% robotic, but the other 10% entitled him to be classed as human and view himself as superior to the robots around him.

Anyway, Dredd Alert does Ro-Busters here.

Wednesday, 9 April 2014

"I Like Drawing Pins"

This, from The Space Pirates, is the only Second Doctor quote I could find about drawing, sketching and/or art in general. I leave it to you to decide whether he likes drawing pins or he likes drawing pins. Here are the second batch of annotations for the Bad Teeth Doctor Who: Draw My Life video I wrote.

The Second Doctor played by Patrick Troughton is represented here not once, but twice. One frowning at you and the other running away down a corridor. He is joined by a Quark from The Dominators and a Yeti from The Abominable Snowmen and The Web Of Fear.

Monday, 7 April 2014

Twitter Twatter #4

Here's another smattering of twittering. This time from December 2013:

Towards the end of December I posted several links which I've included here. An article about a teenager who bought £600worth of shopping for 4p and donated the food to charity, a conversation regarding abominable rape anthem 'Blurred Lines', an article about the the cowardice of the Coalition government regarding food banks and although, I don't dislike Bradley Pitts, that's a quote from The League Of Gentlemen, it's difficult to like this ad campaign for 12 Years A Slave.