I will not waste chalk.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 1 December 2017
Please retweet this if you think Richard Branson and Virgin Care have no place in our National Health Service. #OurNHS pic.twitter.com/cAb6UmRcdb— Rachael (@Rachael_Swindon) 30 November 2017
I'm very sad to hear about the £430 million that's just been wiped from the value of the Daily Mail.— Rachael (@Rachael_Swindon) 1 December 2017
Said hardly anyone. pic.twitter.com/qo7ygfN1fU
The downgraded version of this game is amazing. It really captures the feeling of playing the spectacular original with cataracts. https://t.co/ouuCZJUJfC— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 1 December 2017
I would like to take this opportunity to express my heartfelt, if belated, best wishes to Prince Harry on the event of his engagement to Miriam Margoyles.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 1 December 2017
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I will not skateboard in the halls.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 2 December 2017
I will not burp in class.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 2 December 2017
She could have at least signed her full name. pic.twitter.com/hiYgUnV3AF— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 2 December 2017
Trickle Down Economics— Lance Ulanoff (@LanceUlanoff) 2 December 2017
Trickle Down Economic
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Trickle Down Econom
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"Unfinished Painting", Keith Haring, 1989— leeway (@radio_format) 2 December 2017
One of Keith's last works before dying of AIDS at age 31 in 1990. It was left purposely unfinished to represent his life cut short by the gross negligence of the gov't (specifically the Reagan admin).#WorldAidsDay pic.twitter.com/MabkEjPRdl
I will not instigate revolution.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 3 December 2017
I will not draw naked ladies in class.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 4 December 2017
UK leaves the EU pic.twitter.com/CduzqqlFWq— Spleenal (@spleenal) 4 December 2017
I still think this is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. pic.twitter.com/J7ckeGEQNV— Ruthanne Reid (@RuthanneReid) 4 December 2017
OK. So far, wanting 'special' Brexit exemptions we've got:— Tom Pride (@ThomasPride) 4 December 2017
Cornwall
Grimsby
Wales
Stoke-on-Trent
Tyneside
Wales
Scotland
London
Scientists
Universities
Footballers
Bankers
Baristas
Farmers
Builders
Easier to stay and give 'special' exemptions to hard brexiteers to leave?
I did not see Elvis.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 6 December 2017
Prime Minister Jeremy Corbyn #WriteAHappyStoryIn4Words pic.twitter.com/whOmpYTlo8— Scott Nelson (@SocialistVoice) 6 December 2017
Two years ago, Kim Davis denied David Ermold a marriage license because he was gay, despite it being legalized.— Cole Ledford (@ColeLedford11) 6 December 2017
Today, she had to watch as he signed up to run against her in the next election. pic.twitter.com/y6HSoThcNi
Put down your avocado toast, millennials, and learn how it's done ... pic.twitter.com/ajldoybtxp— David V. Johnson (@contrarianp) 4 December 2017
You are here pic.twitter.com/Nc2fVmpaKN— Best of Galaxies 🌌 (@BestGalaxyPics) 7 December 2017
let's take a walk in the park pic.twitter.com/Umzl3H4kaz— adorable monster (@tristanreveur) 8 December 2017
Is it just me or does this new #Aliens action figure set look like it depicts an awkward blind date? pic.twitter.com/4SX6g4WStP— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 8 December 2017
I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes".— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 8 December 2017
Photos or it didn't happen.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 8 December 2017
This is one of Doctor Who's most beloved comedy moments.— spankybackpack (@spankybackpack) 9 December 2017
But look again. At the end of this clip you can see Tobias Vaughn's fresh corpse swinging in the background.#DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/Xims1Yifp3
The #DoctorWho title sequence from 1974 to 1980 features the TARDIS moving towards the viewer, but no door signage.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 9 December 2017
Is it reversing? pic.twitter.com/kM1a8tat7V
Just watched #FlightOfTheNavigator and I still love it, but didn't realise it had such a bleak ending. Yes, David returns to his own time, but I'm a bit worried about his new alien pet. It communicates with Max, but in his absence its trapped on Earth never to be understood again pic.twitter.com/QwofV4JtDP— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 9 December 2017
If video gaming has taught me anything there's something behind this wall. pic.twitter.com/Qv4XTTS9GJ— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) 8 December 2017
Astra, the #sixth child of the sixth generation is the #sixth princess of the #sixth dynasty of the #sixth Royal House of Atrios. Born to be the #sixth segment of the Key to Time as revealed in the #sixth part of the #sixth story of the season. #sixth pic.twitter.com/8nFkgbBuZs— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 10 December 2017
Some days I’m a serious academic.— Makiki Reuvers (@makiki_reuvers) 9 December 2017
Some days I’m just a girl re-enacting iconic scenes from Star Trek with her cat. pic.twitter.com/ku4U2mvUWo
Garlic gum is not funny.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 10 December 2017
They are laughing at me, not with me.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 11 December 2017
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) 11 December 2017
Ding! Dong! Merrily on high!— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 12 December 2017
Cary Grant and Clark Gable met once a year to exchange unwanted monogrammed Christmas gifts. pic.twitter.com/gLcS8LzpkS— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) 13 December 2017
Sadly, still missing...— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 13 December 2017
As ever, @2000ad got there first! pic.twitter.com/eLTrmxTC5x— Chris Weston (@westonfront) 13 December 2017
The TARDIS console reveals that @ManningOfficial and @thenicolabryant are about 4 feet tall. You would never know when you see them on TV. #MagicOfFilmmaking #CameraTrickery #StoodOnABox https://t.co/SQPmkhFtnV— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 14 December 2017
Snail nestled in the eye socket of a skull on a headstone in Olsany Cemetery, Prague. 🐌 ☠️— Caitlin Doughty (@TheGoodDeath) 12 December 2017
Photo by Owen Phillips. pic.twitter.com/dIMs6lGlE2
Taller on the outside?— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 14 December 2017
Every Hannukah I see this picture, I remember my grandmother telling me she saw them marching in the streets, and every Hannukah this picture still moves me just as deeply. pic.twitter.com/tYT40BfomD— Ben Judah (@b_judah) 13 December 2017
Fans when Disney bought Marvel - "Disney are gonna kill the Marvel Cinematic Universe."— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 15 December 2017
Fans when Disney bought Lucasfilm - "Disney are gonna kill Star Wars."
Fans when Disney bought 20th Century Fox - "Ridley Scott is gonna kill the Alien films." pic.twitter.com/tDs0pkNjwt
You'll Never Leave pic.twitter.com/hHObz7B6E0— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 15 December 2017
Is that Trevor Martin?— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 15 December 2017
SPOILER ALERT!— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 17 December 2017
He is Pex's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandfather pic.twitter.com/ROFHd39h6V
Theresa May “Threats of violence and intimidation are unacceptable and have no place in our politics. Everybody should be treated with tolerance, decency and respect.” pic.twitter.com/jTwkCcWjDk— ARTIST TAXI DRIVER (@chunkymark) 17 December 2017
Today's mood. pic.twitter.com/6LQmkFvOQG— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 18 December 2017
Delighted to see @ReeceShearsmith @Markgatiss @dysonjeremy & Steve Pemberton reunited.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 18 December 2017
Will we finally get to see The Windmills Of Your Bum?
The #LeagueOfGentlemen was everything I could have asked for. Funny, grotesque, poignant, fantastic. pic.twitter.com/Ij6hplkvOn— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 18 December 2017
Graham Diddle-White was equally pleased— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 19 December 2017
Wow bold choice by Disney pic.twitter.com/X5JLEapD62— The Outline (@outline) 19 December 2017
"I know so little about telebiogenesis"— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 19 December 2017
Just think if Big Finish had been going in 1965 we could have had Edmund Warwick audio dramas. pic.twitter.com/FFPwJZEq2e— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 20 December 2017
The name's Malteser...Gareth Malteser. pic.twitter.com/SmIbscJWn7— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 22 December 2017
The casting choice for the Zenith movie surprised us all. @2000AD @grantmorrison @stephbreakfast pic.twitter.com/YKRIco5drT— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 22 December 2017
Watching City Of Death and hoping @claytonhickman will consider this for his ever-expanding Redbubble range... pic.twitter.com/aO2fSfbcQZ— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 23 December 2017
Merry Christmas. pic.twitter.com/pE2LMojKyY— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 23 December 2017
Not to mention the potential din of a 34 piece orchestra accompanied by 36 birds chosen for their beautiful music and 148 more that probably sound awful, the obstacle of 66 people gyrating presumably within earshot.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 23 December 2017
Presumably at least 40 cows for a-milking and a 120 days worth of milk. If each bird lays just one egg each day then that's 147 swan eggs, 168 goose eggs, 180 calling bird eggs, 165 French hen eggs, 132 turtle dove eggs and 78 partridge eggs. Altogether that's 870 eggs.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 23 December 2017
Very pleased to see the excellent #LeagueofGentlemen Specials DVD announced and really hoping for the Local Gossip, Precious Things and Special Stuff we used to get @dysonjeremy @Markgatiss @ReeceShearsmith pic.twitter.com/Yf3KFT5XQU— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 24 December 2017
This is absolutely incredible: how a glass matte painting, acting as a background, was used to shoot the roller-skating scene from Charlie Chaplin’s, Modern Times (1936). pic.twitter.com/Npee5BohvZ— Dharma Bhagalia (@Kloppholic) 24 December 2017
Is that it?— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 24 December 2017
You really don't want my money do you?
— Doctor Who Official (@bbcdoctorwho) 24 December 2017
STANDARDS: Literally abandoning all pretence of being a real newspaper now… pic.twitter.com/Crt2vhcps8— The DM Reporter (@DMReporter) 23 December 2017
The Feast Of Steven?— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 24 December 2017
Write a little every day, without hope and without despair.— Jon Winokur (@AdviceToWriters) 23 December 2017
ISAK DINESEN#amwriting #writelife pic.twitter.com/6xl7HbYKpK
Ferrofluid on a screw https://t.co/jo6ZNCcgnr pic.twitter.com/SbMo4yLccv— Cory Doctorow (@doctorow) 25 December 2017
@webuyanycar Be more Phil? https://t.co/MCssLH9YyN— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 26 December 2017