Tuesday, 3 August 2021
Carruthers Ten Years On: August 2011
I'm surprisingly pleased with these posts about references on the blog to Red Dwarf, Star Wars and Blake's 7.
Sunday, 22 November 2020
Twitter Twatter #91
In Icelandic, #DarthVader is apparently known as Svarthรถfรฐi, which translates to English as 'black head' #StarWars pic.twitter.com/DwGA57SSAJ
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) October 1, 2020
"Woodside Lane"
— Tom Holmes (@TomHolmes_Photo) October 2, 2020
A cloud inversion in the Aire Valley near Skipton (North Yorkshire, UK).
© Tom Holmes / https://t.co/kvR9zpVegd pic.twitter.com/Ymnw7LEmPQ
https://t.co/7lR3klBh4O pic.twitter.com/2Qo7BymDz4
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) October 2, 2020
I bought @davidaborg's #StarTrek Book Of Opposites as a joke about indoctrinating a young #Trekkie, but it's genuinely become one of our son's favourites. pic.twitter.com/pfd369OlU6
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) October 3, 2020
Do any of them glow? pic.twitter.com/0tTrqXS1RI
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) October 3, 2020
Oct 3rd 2004 - An unidentified heat signature in the Antarctic, was discovered by a Weyland Industries satellite #AlienVsPredator @avpgalaxy pic.twitter.com/RsW2w1May8
— Dates in Movies (@DatesInMovies) October 3, 2020
I barely recognised @wilw... pic.twitter.com/psRaC7kZ5q
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) October 4, 2020
Civility is the hill conservatives insist other people die on.
— Nino Cipri, cthonic himbo boyfriend (@ninocipri) October 3, 2020
So pleased a privileged, rich, white bloke has never experienced racism. It means there's hope for the future. pic.twitter.com/rnbELcP2Q7
— John Rain (@MrKenShabby) October 3, 2020
Utterly appalling from @MattHancock . And part of a worrying Trump-lite trend for Govt ministers to dismiss any sort of detailed questioning as horrible, awful, unpatriotic sniping. https://t.co/7rpYgXuphp
— Armando Iannucci (@Aiannucci) October 4, 2020
Have they got any Dapol?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) October 4, 2020
Dear @sainsburys — I will feel so much safer shopping in your stores now I know there’s no chance of bumping into Laurence Fox. Thank you. Yours, a loyal customer https://t.co/Y4OdFKrTew
— Chris Hewitt (@ChrisHewitt) October 4, 2020
BRILLIANT. Did not expect that... ๐๐❤️ pic.twitter.com/cx4dJBNmTY
— Jay Arnold ๐ฌ (@jadedcreative) October 4, 2020
When Mozart was 8 years old this tree was over 40 years old. 50 years old when the first Steam Engine was patented
— Dave Johns (@davejohnscomic) October 3, 2020
180 when the Wright Brothers flew the first motorised plane.
At aged 300 felled for a service road for HS2 I ❤️ ๐ณ
Trees ๐ณ ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ❤️ pic.twitter.com/JJuIoEf2db
New Zealand, if you don't re-elect this woman, can we borrow her?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) October 5, 2020
Asking for a planet. https://t.co/um1Nfv0KHN
People will die because the government lacks the expertise to add rows on excel but remember any second wave is your fault
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) October 5, 2020
"Home With A View"
— Tom Holmes (@TomHolmes_Photo) October 7, 2020
A cloud inversion in the Aire Valley near Skipton (North Yorkshire, UK).
© Tom Holmes / https://t.co/kvR9zpVegd pic.twitter.com/V66ZUl91CN
He must have opened his mouth. https://t.co/FNYpTfTySO
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) October 8, 2020
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) October 9, 2020
Oz
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) October 9, 2020
The Special Edition unforgivably omits the "No complications" Ogron https://t.co/ziZ6mdLlzp
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) October 10, 2020
1) A thread
— Bill Esterson (@Bill_Esterson) October 9, 2020
A tale of two PPE suppliers.
The company set up on 12 May 2020 by an associate of a Conservative Peer.
The family business in Knowsley, with over 50 years proven track record.
One was given a contract for £122 million.
The other was given the run around.
Oompa loompa doompety doo,
— ๐ข๐น๐ถ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐ ๐ฎ๐น๐๐บ๐ฎ๐ป (@OliverMaltman) October 10, 2020
I've got a perfect puzzle for you,
Oompa loompa doompety dee,
If you are wise you’ll not vote for me. pic.twitter.com/jPAceEBUue
From the people who brought you “Breaking Planning Rules To Save Tory Donor £50m”...
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) October 11, 2020
It’s “I Gave £25m To Colleague’s Constituency And He Gave £25m To Mine”. https://t.co/EC5VEEfYjg
Right wing commentators sure love to talk about how they're being silenced and surpressed, in their newspaper columns, radio shows and TV interviews.
— Ian Symes ๐น๐ช๐บ (@ianiansymes) October 12, 2020
Not sure which we prefer: the typo, or the fact that a publicity still from Psirens has been used during a junction on ITV. https://t.co/C2R7FblyTQ
— Ganymede & Titan (@ganymedetitan) October 13, 2020
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) October 13, 2020
"no other government"
— david allen green (@davidallengreen) October 13, 2020
1885-6 Home Rule Crisis
1914 Great War
1921-2 Civil war in Ireland
1939 World War II
1956-7 Suez Crisis
1968 Start of Troubles
1978-9 Winter of Discontent
1992 Black Wednesday
2001 9/11
2008-9 Crunch
2016 Referendum
Bless the innocent Downing Street aides https://t.co/iChIMJN6uC
Susan's parents, Vicki's parents, Polly's surname, Benton's first name, Romana's age, Nyssa's mum, Peri's mum, Ace's dad, Rose's grandad, Martha's uncle, Wilf's wife, Rory's mum, Bill's mum, Yas' granddad. Seasons 1-26 & Series 1-12, really were just a massive mess, weren't they? https://t.co/CchOM2VNZK
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) October 14, 2020
All in it together pic.twitter.com/ZpubTB2yqH
— James Doleman (@jamesdoleman) October 13, 2020
Prince Andrew. https://t.co/UKMgiOyGop
— Ian Symes ๐น๐ช๐บ (@ianiansymes) October 15, 2020
"utf-8">The government deciding whether to save public health or Wetherspoons pic.twitter.com/noLZMfw8Ml
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) October 15, 2020
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) October 16, 2020
Welcome to the UK. The only country in history to declare sanctions on itself.
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) October 16, 2020
And in the middle of a pandemic. https://t.co/3QseJxf1ZJ
Tuesday, 10 November 2020
Twitter Twatter #90
Practice what you preach. pic.twitter.com/8pru4KQc4e
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 17, 2020
Time Crash
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 18, 2020
Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day: https://t.co/MyTgA6AhQq
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 19, 2020
Respect to @ITV for running this advert in The Times after all those complaints to Ofcom pic.twitter.com/egdoygbAH6
— Sathnam Sanghera (@Sathnam) September 19, 2020
Good choice, but Richard Madden or Luke Evans for me! https://t.co/lgaStEXO0e
— nick (@thenickofit) September 20, 2020
Misread that as 'Lee Evans'. pic.twitter.com/zPvsZAGgVJ
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 20, 2020
Government:
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) September 20, 2020
“If we go into another national lockdown, it’s the public’s fault”
In unrelated news: pic.twitter.com/fyYbB7kKw9
Did #LegoPirates ever find the treasure? pic.twitter.com/uz9nSY6q8d
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 20, 2020
It always brightens my day to see a friend appear on the telly.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 20, 2020
Just saw @Vera_Chok on @BBCClick. pic.twitter.com/XrO886mfgY
What has the First Doctor been drinking?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 20, 2020
Also, Dorothy? Is that a thing now? https://t.co/x0vk7YAyCy pic.twitter.com/Aw9jEfkAHA
Well I amalgamated two images to illustrate my point.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 20, 2020
But the questions remain...
Wait? What? That is my partner.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 20, 2020
She said she had to work late. She needed to finish a report on the Anderson account. Is that Mr Anderson she's with? The lengths that she will go to get the job done. That report must be pretty important. Her commitment to her job is laudable. https://t.co/5OpG4rFTLB
"I want you to use my words against me."
— Be a Hero (@BeAHeroTeam) September 20, 2020
Senators: if you don't hold yourself to your own standards, then we will hold you accountable. pic.twitter.com/gVbKJZfJqD
The Lucifer Box novels by @Markgatiss
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 20, 2020
Let's watch Red Dwarf VI. https://t.co/FHlt4ZXD91
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 21, 2020
The Chaos Embassy starring @JohnBarrowman https://t.co/YcA8XmbzOS
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 21, 2020
There should be a worldwide ban on trophy hunting. Please retweet if you agree. pic.twitter.com/StvUsVfHPk
— James Melville (@JamesMelville) September 21, 2020
A reminder that Ursula Le Guin's writing schedule was the best writing schedule. pic.twitter.com/Al5S4OQtfj
— Dr Sabina Stent (@SabinaStent) September 11, 2020
"Misty Morning"
— Tom Holmes (@TomHolmes_Photo) September 22, 2020
A lovely bit of early morning cloud inversion in the Aire Valley near Skipton (North Yorkshire, UK).
© Tom Holmes / https://t.co/kvR9zpDCRD pic.twitter.com/dq0SBHfrt6
Due to Covid restrictions, I had to go home three hours after the birth of my daughter and not see her for two days. Last month I couldn't attend the funeral of one of my best friends.
— Ian Symes ๐น๐ช๐บ (@ianiansymes) September 22, 2020
You can fucking stay at home for one New Years Eve.
From Kiss of Death through to The Butcher of Brisbane certainly helped make the task easier when I painted our nursery.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 24, 2020
Most people who know the name Sophie Scholl know she was a 21 year old German student activist who was executed by the Nazis for distributing anti-Nazi pamphlets on her college campus. But people don’t talk about what happened leading up to her execution, or what happened after. pic.twitter.com/z66yUW29q7
— Libby (@libbyjones715) September 24, 2020
All thirteen together would get you through a marathon.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 25, 2020
https://t.co/410Lk0OgsY pic.twitter.com/NdoykQA3Xl
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 26, 2020
Today is #Torchwood's first episode...
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 26, 2020
This was fun. https://t.co/59mS1IrR2E
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 27, 2020
I've never seen Quantum of Solace.
— Benjamin Cook (@benjamin_cook) September 28, 2020
It's one of only 24 Bond films I've never seen. ๐
But I love stories and understanding how they work. And I love Andrew. He understands stories better than anyone. So if you love Bond, or Andrew, or stories, check out his AMAZING Kickstarter! https://t.co/Eaz47Ou52E
Do yourself a favour and watch the one with the double bass sledge escape.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 28, 2020
how it started how it ended https://t.co/pG6o0kbN6s pic.twitter.com/gaT0j01HKD
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 29, 2020
PM @BorisJohnson has revealed his plans to destroy the BBC as we know it - join me and sign the petition to stop him today! #SaveTheBBC https://t.co/59Wg34oolD
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 29, 2020
Saturday, 7 November 2020
Twitter Twatter #89
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 1, 2020
God bless The Daily Mail pic.twitter.com/C6AgTpwwMm
— Joe Mulrooney (@joeymuller) August 31, 2020
I wrote some of this. https://t.co/E8DHPMlQeB
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 1, 2020
I appreciate that this was done for scale but it looks like she just ate all the meat on those bones and had to have a bit of a lie-down https://t.co/9O2elQ97eP
— Mottom's Magical Mummified Minge (@FleshlessArt) August 31, 2020
A little peak behind the scenes of the new series of All Creatures Great & Small which starts on @channel5_tv tonight - https://t.co/YS1vQtJX4L @screenyorkshire @Welcome2Yorks @yorkshire_dales @yorkshirepost @AmandaOwen8 @GrassingtonFest @BBCLookNorth
— Tom Holmes (@TomHolmes_Photo) September 1, 2020
The man who had read everything published today would be more stupid than a man who had read nothing. That’s not a good state of affairs. STEWART LEE
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) August 28, 2020
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 4, 2020
Did You Know?: Thingamabob, the word used to refer to or address a person or thing whose name one has forgotten, is short for Thingamarobert.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 6, 2020
The moment when the president of Serbia realized that he had committed to moving the Serbian embassy to Jerusalem https://t.co/R0lWGXcWea
— Antifa Intactivist (@OverproducedPMC) September 5, 2020
Tories blamed the fans for Hillsborough
— Freddie (@FreddieBailey96) September 7, 2020
Tories blamed the miners for Orgreave
Tories blamed Labour for the global financial crash
Tories blamed the firefighters for Grenfell
Tories blamed care homes for Covid-19 deaths.
And now the Tories blame young people for a 2nd wave.
Obituary: "...remove President Trump from office." #TrumpVirusDeathToll193K pic.twitter.com/Umna7k1DF2
— Peace Is Active (@peaceisactive) September 7, 2020
It took only 16 minutes for twitter to label this new ad as sensitive content. Please retweet it far and wide. pic.twitter.com/EY0BVxOcAP
— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) September 8, 2020
(Photo c/o @ChrisDWilliams) pic.twitter.com/rG3oUDR2Sp
— Pip (@pipmadeley) September 9, 2020
Keir Starmer was at Affleck's Palace?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 10, 2020
When is difficult to be certain because I can't make out the time on your watch, but where is definitely third from the left.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 10, 2020
any other year we wouldn’t need this reassurance pic.twitter.com/TcBxfQo4Bf
— Daisy Bard (@DaisyBard) September 4, 2020
https://t.co/2i2cQJMB36 pic.twitter.com/dnSvROW14E
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 10, 2020
MY PANDEMIC INSPIRED MAKE UP TUTORIAL. ENJOY! xx pic.twitter.com/NUlQwq2o8Q
— machine gun Kele (@kelechnekoff) September 9, 2020
The plural of moose is mice.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 10, 2020
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 11, 2020
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 12, 2020
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 12, 2020
Stay classy. pic.twitter.com/UnDdJsB4qb
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 13, 2020
Nominate the hospital staff of the world for the 2020 Nobel Peace Prize @NobelPrize #NobelPeacePrize - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/qVgk3qplEW via @UKChange pic.twitter.com/TwQ0xDZAMS
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 13, 2020
I haven't written 155 of the articles nestled between the covers of this book. https://t.co/LMP9ol4AOx
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 13, 2020
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 14, 2020
https://t.co/AYq3kmP6YU pic.twitter.com/ILEGaTqLpS
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 15, 2020
And now I want to see the whole thing adapted as a graphic novel... https://t.co/VfFOjccQS3
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 17, 2020
Captive Pursuit, Babel, Threshold, Worst Case Scenario
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) September 17, 2020
Saturday, 31 October 2020
Twitter Twatter #88
“I’d love to kick a Tory MP, straight in the bollocks”- Tom Baker pic.twitter.com/K4IKze06mw
— Dรกibhรญ The Scottish Yorkshireman (@heresDaibhi) August 18, 2020
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 18, 2020
"Your ignorance is not a defence here. In fact, it appears to be the biggest crime." https://t.co/u2DkUHeiKr
— D. V. Bishop • #CityOfVengeance out 4th Feb. 2021 (@davidbishop) August 18, 2020
Love to see younger generations acknowledge their predecessors. This is Nora, Yara & Rosa Mukanga with a dance tribute to James Brown.
— Omid Djalili (@omid9) May 8, 2020
And it’s awesome๐ฅ๐ฅ✊๐พ pic.twitter.com/1WLPzpMYG9
The Abominable Snowmen
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 18, 2020
The retcon is a disgrace! pic.twitter.com/5M29oGcVLb
— No Context NutMyDoctor (@nutmydoctor) August 18, 2020
Search your favourite movie in gifs and choose the one that sums up 2020 for you. https://t.co/qL8PSfFiXR pic.twitter.com/wXatGi2CUZ
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 18, 2020
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 18, 2020
They promised greater environmental standards post-Brexit. They lied.
— Sue Perkins (@sueperkins) August 19, 2020
They. Just. Lie. https://t.co/kGWwRlOGwV
https://t.co/LmCnlWnKtD pic.twitter.com/ZBDMl5g9fH
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 19, 2020
My #StarTrekLowerDecks schedule
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 20, 2020
Wait for someone to show it in the UK
She hated him, but she also credited him with her recovery.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 21, 2020
“I knew at that moment that Roald the slave driver, Roald the bastard, with his relentless scourge, Roald the Rotten, as I had called him more than once, had thrown me back into the deep water. Where I belonged.”
Since Frasier is trending, now seems as good a time as any to remember how huge and mad his apartment was pic.twitter.com/LNT1FIVeyW
— Jonno (@jonnohopkins) August 20, 2020
It's only for tossing salads and scrambling eggs.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 21, 2020
Whilst browsing for a fun and unusual watch, I came across this. I have so many questions. pic.twitter.com/LN5AFl81Pr
— Barnaby Edwards (@BarnabyEdwards) August 22, 2020
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 22, 2020
For no reason pic.twitter.com/zg6JpsVTut
— Jim'll Paint It (@Jimllpaintit) August 14, 2020
"Imagine if you will a world in which Janice learned to mind her own bloody business and Percy didn't feel the need to say the first thing that came into his head all the damn time"
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 23, 2020
I just published A Letter To Lemuel Gulliver https://t.co/VnJGbo455f #GulliversTravels pic.twitter.com/i6RGZAO07z
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 23, 2020
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 24, 2020
I had no idea this was a thing.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 24, 2020
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 25, 2020
No contest. pic.twitter.com/8N0sxOcCX7
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 25, 2020
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 25, 2020
happiest of birthdays to candida doyle, who stole all of our hearts with her charm and talent! pic.twitter.com/TCkdQEq7f1
— pulp out of context (@nocontextpulp) August 25, 2020
Filming bats upside down looks like a goth nightclub ๐ pic.twitter.com/asaj8qVqPZ
— CCTV_IDIOTS (@cctv_idiots) August 22, 2020
Can anyone identify the fifth book along on the top shelf? Because apart from that one, top shelf from left to right goes: The Subtle Knife, Fahrenheit 451, Betrayed, The Resistance, The Toll, Crisis Point, Glass Houses, and The Twits. Supreme trolling from the school librarian. pic.twitter.com/z0I2vJValB
— Nicholas Pegg (@NicholasPegg) August 26, 2020
It happens here too... pic.twitter.com/nyW38GxT7e
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 26, 2020
Isn't that the game they play in Black Orchid?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 27, 2020
One of the wisest reminders I’ve come across recently (paraphrased):
— paulbrandt (@paulbrandt) May 11, 2020
-We are not all in the same boat. We are in the same STORM. Some of us are in yachts, and some are in rowboats, some are clinging to driftwood. We are all in different boats in the same storm.
You burn more energy sitting in a 15 minute meeting than Usain Bolt did running the 100m.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) August 27, 2020
Did you know that Brazil nuts are not really nuts?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 27, 2020
They are fish. pic.twitter.com/oNGQUkwhIZ
Just realised I'm now irrefutably closer to 40 than 30. pic.twitter.com/FptDLllmH4
— Pip (@pipmadeley) August 28, 2020
In the meantime we try, try to forget that nothing lasts forever.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 28, 2020
No big deal, so give us all a feel. Funny how it all falls away.
#BoycottTheTimes #BoycottMurdoch https://t.co/EnHgZ8I4Oq
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 28, 2020
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 28, 2020
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 29, 2020
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 29, 2020
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 29, 2020
All along, the superhero was him. pic.twitter.com/VvOdcbFUP4
— Fernand R. Amandi (@AmandiOnAir) August 29, 2020
I honestly don't know if I would be able to read if it weren't for that man.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 29, 2020
Whoever it is, you owe them nothing.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 29, 2020
I just published #StarTrek: A Viewing Order https://t.co/lRrzAl1hsm pic.twitter.com/0F46oBKYvD
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 29, 2020
Wednesday, 28 October 2020
Twitter Twatter #87
Absolutely numb to hear of the death of @sebpatrick. We only met in person once, but I felt I knew him well from @ganymedetitan, @RedDwarfHQ, Noise To Signal, Unlimited Rice Pudding & his Spider-Man comic. To say that he was taken from us in his prime is clearly an understatement
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 2, 2020
Do me a favour.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 2, 2020
Hug your wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend, son, daughter, mother and/or father if you can.
Do it now.
Odd credit pic.twitter.com/tAbhQ8xeIM
— James Serafinowicz (@flidby) August 2, 2020
So basically you're saying that people were misled into voting for it? https://t.co/2s35pvBvp6
— Jonny Morris (@jonnymorris1973) August 4, 2020
In loving memory of @sebpatrick https://t.co/eY7VA97xM1
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 4, 2020
On screen? pic.twitter.com/2gEY32Q6ls
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 6, 2020
Here’s the secret Reynolds Cut of GL you all haven’t been waiting for. In order to make it as great as possible we made some judicious cuts. pic.twitter.com/B2tUelctr8
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 4, 2020
Between Star Treks I & II and Doctor Whos Four & Five.#RevealYourAgeWithoutNumbers #ThatsFullOfNumbers
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 6, 2020
Is Hartnell even canon any more if he hasn't met @philnewmandsign?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 6, 2020
Met is too strong a word, but I went to both Nick Courtney's funeral and memorial service and was in the same room as Tom Baker, Colin Baker, Sylvester McCoy and David Tennant for a time.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 6, 2020
I was sad at the latter and @tuckerspatch tried to cheer me up.
Sometimes red tape is exactly what you need... pic.twitter.com/K6ZZ1cMW1h
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 6, 2020
Every penny this hero raised for the NHS has been lost to Liz Truss' mate who has a company worth £100 on paper.... Let that sink in. #PPEcorruption pic.twitter.com/jSCfjxXOIa
— Stanhill Claret (@StanhillClaret) August 6, 2020
This is perfect. pic.twitter.com/slMhcnriwS
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 9, 2020
If the guy filming the 10 migrant kids in a dinghy turns his camera around 180 degrees and zooms in a long way he might just be able to capture the Tories committing tens of billions of £££ of corruption.
— Matt Thomas #GrassrootsVoice (@Trickyjabs) August 8, 2020
I don't understand what Ru'afo has seen. We've no evidence the Federation is any kind of decline.
— Vector Picasso (@vectorpicasso) August 10, 2020
Also, the Son'a worked for the Dominion and Ru'afo may well have had access to their intelligence about the Federation. His dealings with Admiral Dougherty would also make the Federation seem desperate.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 10, 2020
We can also potentially infer that the Borg aren't interested in the Klingons, Romulans, Cardassians etc, and that taking on the Borg is seen as something of a lost cause. Although I'll concede that isn't quite what he says here.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 10, 2020
"take action to cool the room" makes it sound so simple.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 11, 2020
Yeah, it rather brings Reece Shearsmith in Spaced to mind.
— Ian Symes ๐น๐ช๐บ (@ianiansymes) August 11, 2020
Just make it be cooler, easy! ๐
— Jam ShamGHOULS ๐ป๐น๐ช๐บ๐ณ️๐๐ฟ (@eviljobob) August 11, 2020
๐ฅต
THE DAY OF THE DOCTOR (2013)
— Doctor Who Shots (@DoctorWhoShots) January 7, 2020
Directed by Nick Hurran
Cinematography by Neville Kidd#DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/ndOZv8ZT44
Word of the Day: KLONG (coined by Frank Mankiewicz) — the sudden rush of horror when you realise you have forgotten something important or you see a typo in your article that has already been published.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) August 12, 2020
Actual scenes all over the UK last night...#Heatwave #DoctorWho #Dragonfire pic.twitter.com/plCH9JGtsd
— Doctor Who Online (@DrWhoOnline) August 12, 2020
That’s James Cleverly there. Whose own Mother is from Sierra Leone. A country ravaged by western greed. Showing some real empathy and class towards poor brown skinned people escaping western greed.
— The Ayrshire Separatist (@mathie_dan) August 12, 2020
They’re not human Tories.
Never forget that. https://t.co/wTp34W4yKE
INVASION OF THE BANE (2007)
— Doctor Who Shots (@DoctorWhoShots) January 7, 2020
Directed by Colin Teague
Cinematography by John Sorapure#DoctorWho#TheSarahJaneAdventures pic.twitter.com/Q3dC0uUfof
#DoctorWho but it was always #JodieWhittaker... pic.twitter.com/H5bR3N2iN0
— WhoHats (@WhoHats) August 12, 2020
#DoctorWho but it was always #JodieWhittaker... pic.twitter.com/SoUznIZWUY
— WhoHats (@WhoHats) August 12, 2020
#DoctorWho but it was always #JodieWhittaker... pic.twitter.com/69qwKvRHR4
— WhoHats (@WhoHats) August 12, 2020
#DoctorWho but it was always #JodieWhittaker... pic.twitter.com/aev5HKCcn7
— WhoHats (@WhoHats) August 12, 2020
#DoctorWho but it was always #JodieWhittaker... pic.twitter.com/XhVpG0TBXc
— WhoHats (@WhoHats) August 12, 2020
#DoctorWho but it was always #JodieWhittaker... pic.twitter.com/nj2psXXgeF
— WhoHats (@WhoHats) August 12, 2020
When you short out the time differential... #DoctorWho #What pic.twitter.com/5PNVj8Rjsa
— WhoHats (@WhoHats) August 12, 2020
Jake (now 18 months) appears to have fallen in love with @Nigella_Lawson He’s been blowing kisses at the screen and now trying to impress with his dance moves! ๐ฅฐ pic.twitter.com/g48KqIshwm
— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) August 12, 2020
Blur or Oasis? #6MusicAlbumClub x @missdianemorgan pic.twitter.com/ZDicadPAbr
— BBC Radio 6 Music (@BBC6Music) August 12, 2020
Jennifer Lien has clearly had enough of this. https://t.co/FizAxwEwTY
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 14, 2020
@timruss2 @robertdmcneill https://t.co/borojypXXz
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 14, 2020
For anyone doubting the absolute state of the Govt’s downgrading please see this thread๐Luton student downgraded from A* to B in Spanish, despite it being his native tongue ๐คท๐ป♀️๐ก https://t.co/gM1CUc6UAu
— Sarah Owen MP (@SarahOwen_) August 14, 2020
Search your name in gifs and show me the one that best sums up your year so far. Here's mine: https://t.co/UXBybLxlcP pic.twitter.com/QJteoxiFyh
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 15, 2020
Angela Bassett casually slaying Macbeth with ease. pic.twitter.com/ByCSsQOILa
— feardosa addams (she/her) (@atomicwick) August 15, 2020
The #2020Election comes down to Trump trying to sabotage the #USPS during a pandemic he allowed to go unchecked.
— Leia๐จ๐ด I Voted Early (@TheSWPrincess) August 17, 2020
Find out what you can do below. #VoteByMail #BidenCoalition
1/4 pic.twitter.com/u15szL2VoU
Tuesday, 25 August 2020
Twitter Twatter #86
Once we get past your homophobia + racism, the least offensive part of this tweet is the weirdest
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 20, 2020
The Master has always been deranged
Despite a veneer of respectability. Sane people seldom shrink others to death or allow entropy to destroy huge bits of universe#SachaOurMaster
It's a homage. pic.twitter.com/5MGlpoBbKb
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 20, 2020
I think I can look at this .GIF for hours. I think I already have. https://t.co/bChdwD6ukg pic.twitter.com/1D54OZ7cza
— Cory Doctorow #BLM (@doctorow) July 20, 2020
Today’s headlines:
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) July 21, 2020
Government to sell NHS as part of US trade deal.
Government to sell NHS as part of US trade deal.
Government to sell NHS as part of US trade deal.
Government to sell NHS as part of US trade deal. https://t.co/iUuq5dio53
“Helen MacNamara, the senior civil servant responsible for the investigation, is also reportedly being moved from her post...”
— Dr Mike Galsworthy (@mikegalsworthy) July 20, 2020
The investigator into bullying got bullied by the buddies of the bully she investigated.
Johnson Govt is thoroughly corrupt. https://t.co/u5iVXqLR7U
That awkward moment when a child knows what many adults don't.
— Britgirl's Hates Brexit #FBPE (@MarieAnnUK) July 20, 2020
"You're a disgrace to the World" pic.twitter.com/2I6Zl5OXQd
Deep Space 9, man. pic.twitter.com/MyCpr0EXYg
— Robert Brookes ๐๐๐ (@Sphynxian) July 20, 2020
I just published a Six Word Sci-Fi https://t.co/k6OaBaMbav pic.twitter.com/WsMW2JmvaS
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 21, 2020
That was stunning pic.twitter.com/hlmhKZ3V6N
— Acrylic Afternoons (@AcrylcAftrnoons) July 21, 2020
David Lammy called it all out. Rings even more true today. pic.twitter.com/aht1H9tIT8
— Dr Mike Galsworthy (@mikegalsworthy) July 21, 2020
What can we expect of Marvel's Aliens comics? @Davetweetedthis looks at the Xenomorph's comic-book history: https://t.co/D2rqVEBYs9
— Will Potter (@Hero_Collector) July 21, 2020
#Marvel now have the rights to publish #Alien and Predator comics. As we prepare for those extra-terrestrial hardcases to take on the #Avengers, @Davetweetedthis looks back at the mixed history of the Alien comics franchise.https://t.co/6PcMdCXZ9x pic.twitter.com/xVJlscUMm6
— Hero Collector (@HeroCollector_) July 21, 2020
Being a writer is like being a kid with an essay due on a Monday and it’s Sunday night forever.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) July 21, 2020
This story deserve lots of attention. Robert Jenrick directed taxpayers’ cash to Tory target seats (and his own seat) before the general election https://t.co/toverVIq2c
— Henry Mance (@henrymance) July 22, 2020
“News” pic.twitter.com/xJxnjhRs72
— James (@agoodfireburns) July 6, 2020
TELEVISION: Teens won't put up with the old, slow television of the past. We need to make it feel fast and bold.
— mumoss (@mumoss) July 22, 2020
ALSO TELEVISION: Let's paste on the same minute long introduction onto every single episode!
The Tory government checking for Russian spies pic.twitter.com/1W6uobyRzY
— Gwdihลต ๐ฆ (@youwouldknow) July 22, 2020
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 23, 2020
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 24, 2020
Couldn't they remember him from The Wheel In Space, The Invasion or The Five Doctors?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 24, 2020
Well, that's opened a can of worms, @bbcdoctorwho... pic.twitter.com/9EQZibC3Yq
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 24, 2020
"My vision is impaired." pic.twitter.com/9z7PmLSxdU
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 24, 2020
*Awkward silence* pic.twitter.com/l9cmpgoUVc
— Daniel Meissner (@Meich) July 22, 2020
I can't be the only one who first thought when they heard the name of the new Star Trek show was... pic.twitter.com/5JbWvL6uNt
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 24, 2020
Paaox? Muanon? Snagia? https://t.co/iE5UW1UMmF
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 24, 2020
Spiral Scratch really draws the eye, doesn't it?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 24, 2020
Peter Buck, his first night out, grandad with leaf blower pic.twitter.com/FSU4VPb8tX
— Sergio Olmos (@MrOlmos) July 24, 2020
Fuck "content creator" pages that don't act on their due diligence. Credit artists. This piece isn't even easy to find, but pretty much everywhere it's up it's credited. I guess all the time spent to give it that half-assed hue tweak, crop it and post it ate into writing credits https://t.co/himYxIo5zt pic.twitter.com/UjhDmIzPYP
— Tristan Jones (@WallMeatJones) July 24, 2020
I was on a train yesterday and of course wearing my face mask, somebody told me it is very cool, I explained that I am an NHS consultant and a Dr Who fan, it seems apt. He said "I clapped for you" - I replied "Did you vote for us?" - there was silence
— Dr Adrian Heald (@DrAdrianHeald) July 25, 2020
The namers of this neighbourhood in Porters Lake, Nova Scotia appear to have run out of ideas. pic.twitter.com/1u59LoUUEF
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) July 26, 2020
Hey, remember early lockdown, when carbon shit seemed under control and we'd got priorities straight? "Maybe this is how it should be?" No, of course. Back to how it was before. Learned fuck all. Smashing.
— Louis Barfe (@AlanKelloggs) July 25, 2020
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 27, 2020
Looks like someone just stole The Timeless Children from the archive. https://t.co/JPsR9TrA6e
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 28, 2020
Was there no Ford Prefect or Trillian figure?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 28, 2020
Chris Lee sings (1983) pic.twitter.com/CiJ89oDaUm
— Hammer Horror Films (@HorrorHammer1) July 28, 2020
I would like to thank Annunziata Rees-Mogg. Before her compassionate intervention, I was eating cooked food like a frivolous urchin unaware of their place at the bottom of society but since switching to a diet of raw potatoes I've saved 53p! pic.twitter.com/fqsdiJGnOk
— Toussaint Douglass (@TweesaintDoglas) July 29, 2020
It always amazes me how rich people think they'd be so much better at being poor than poor people pic.twitter.com/a3Zqhu7vUR
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) July 29, 2020
Quickest way to burn out? Being in a job you deeply care about but had no autonomy to bring about change.
— Shubheksha ✨ (@ScribblingOn) July 28, 2020
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 29, 2020
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 29, 2020
It’s encouraging to see the press doing its job and reporting at least some of the lies blurted out by our serial liar of a Prime Minister, but why the scare quotes around ‘inaccurate’? Johnson’s claims about child poverty are inaccurate, not ‘inaccurate’. https://t.co/Yc63YPrlKI
— Nicholas Pegg (@NicholasPegg) July 30, 2020
https://t.co/PgmDWjAqcZ pic.twitter.com/aLuIrlSuED
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 30, 2020
▪️Lockdowns being reimposed
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) July 30, 2020
▪️846 new infections (highest in over a month)
▪️R number above 1 in many areas
▪️60K+ deaths
▪️Worst death rate in Europe
CONCLUSION:
“A massive success" pic.twitter.com/tiFLEbxyD7
Ooo, a breeze!
— graham graham (@soylentgraham) July 31, 2020
* opens window #heatwaveuk pic.twitter.com/4Dk9Bn7WRu
There seems to be some mistake. I've just checked and it hasn't arrived.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 31, 2020
It's not your nose any more...
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 31, 2020
No, it wasn't.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 31, 2020
"In the days before Rassilon, my ancestors had tremendous powers which they misused disgracefully. They set up this place, the Death Zone, and walled it around with an impenetrable force field, and then they kidnapped other beings and set them down here."
"Even in our most corrupt period our ancestors never allowed the Cybermen to play the game. Like the Daleks, they play too well."
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 31, 2020
Furthermore:
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 31, 2020
"In all my travellings throughout the universe I have battled against evil, against power-mad conspirators. I should have stayed here. The oldest civilisation, decadent, degenerate and rotten to the core." The Doctor, The Trial Of A Time Lord, Part Thirteen
P.S. I think Doctor Who fans should make recommendations when asked and I'm appalled at how @derian_the_imp was addressed, so if you're interested, watch Kinda & The Caves Of Androzani, they might not change your opinion of PD, but are absolute belters. I'd love to know you think
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 31, 2020
You didn't suggest anything.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 31, 2020
"All of them. You're a DW aren't you? You should be watching them all while the show's off-air. Don't wait for recommendations from people. Do it all off your own back. Another fan shouldn't be telling you this."
That's a demand.
It's not helpful. I've watched them all, but not in broadcast order. If no one had guided me & I'd watched Four To Doomsday or Terminus first. I might never have come back for more. Demanding that people watch them all without giving them a reason to want to is counterproductive.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 31, 2020
You're in charge of your own actions and you chose to tell someone their opinion was invalid. You chose to refuse to help when asked for assistance. You chose to respond to my accusation of rudeness with no less than 5 tweets.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 31, 2020
It seems you need the thicker skin more than I do.
"Do it all off your own back. Another fan shouldn't be telling you this."
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 31, 2020
That's not straight talking. It's just rude.
“A doodle. I do doodle. You too. You do doodle, too.”
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 31, 2020
Losing at thumb war to someone with no thumbs?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 31, 2020