Tuesday 1 January 2019

My Predictions For 2019...

After three years of perfect predictions, who could have predicted that we'd be here again?

Well, me. Obviously.

Allow me to present a preview of the year to come. Here are my predictions for 2019:

  • Canada will build a wall on its southern border and, out of solidarity, Mexico will pay for it.

  • The Carmarthenshire village of Bancyfelin will inexplicably win Miss Universe.

  • Theresa May, but then again she May not.

  • Sea levels will rise, flooding the Mongolian lowlands and creating an inland sea, which will create thousands of refugees, but will also be a huge boost to the local pedalo and jetski rental businesses.

  • Beards will be compulsory for all.

Happy New Year.

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