Please Release Me DVD #2

Last year, I wrote a post of TV series that stubbornly remain unreleased on DVD. Here are a couple of things that have occurred to me since and are equally unavailable:

Sarah Jane's Alien Files
A spinoff from a spinoff. The Bannerman Road gang are compiling a database of the alien lifeforms they have encountered, with the help of Xylok supercomputer, Mr Smith. Alexander Armstrong voices Mr Smith in all six episodes that each pair him with another member of the regular cast, including two with the late Elisabeth Sladen as Sarah Jane Smith. It would be easy to write it off as a clip show, Sarah Jane's Alien Files would have been the perfect DVD extra, but with all five seasons of The Sarah Jane Adventures on release and no sign of it yet, I think it's time for a solo release. We deserve all the Sladen we can get.

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Red Dwarf: Mobisodes
These twenty-three clips were intended to be viewed on mobile phones. They were mostly animated to the soundtrack of scenes from the show, but the two-part Red Christmas and Skutter Fight, a scene from the unmade Series I episode, Bodysnatcher, were the first new Red Dwarf in nine years. It seems that they are no longer available as phone content and while one of these, a clip from Legion, is featured on The Bodysnatcher Collection DVD, the others have yet to see a DVD release.

Is there anything is curiously unavailable on DVD, that you would like to see get a release?

There's Nothing On TV

I'm busy recording (and re-recording) something, so here's another Pulp performance. Once again this is from the 1998 gig at Finsbury Park:

Carruthers Cartoons #5

Another couple of things I drew for the Mr Carruthers Presents...blog:

Be Safe Be Seen was drawn for a sex therapist post, it's despicable.

For no particular reason I Drew A Neck and I Drew A Death.

I'll Tumble 4 Ya Blogfest

Nicki Elson, Suze and M. Pax want to know who your Eighties crush was in the I'll Tumble 4 Ya Blogfest:

For the record I was born in 1981 so most of my crushing was confined to the Nineties, but I had (and have) a real soft spot for Sophie Aldred.

Aldred played Ace in Doctor Who from 1987 to end of the original run in 1989. Her being there at the end of an era extended the life of the character enormously and she became almost as ubiquitous as the Doctor himself. Ace went on to appear in novels, comic strips, audio dramas, a Children In Need TV special and a BBCi webcast.

I've met Sophie Aldred a couple of times in the last few years and she was very gracious. The most recent time was at a memorial service for the late, great Nicholas Courtney. He always spoke very highly of her.

The first time I met her I was on Princes Street in Edinburgh during the festival. I was handing out flyers for the shows I was in: The White Rose and The Poisoner's Tale. I made a bee line for her and handed her a flyer. She asked if the plays were suitable for children. I lied and said that they were. I paused to consider the fact that I was lying to Sophie Aldred in the hope she would come and see my show. I couldn't do it. I owned up, after a fashion, saying that the shows were particularly suitable for "children that love Nazis and swearing."

She declined.

Top Ten Spaceships

Top Tens are by their nature completely arbitrary. Why ten? Why not a top nine? Or a top eleven? Well I suppose our maths is decimal and most of us have ten digits on our hands. As for the content, top tens rarely compare like with like. Even when they do it usually comes down to individual taste rather than definitive statistics.

I'm a big fan of science fiction and so for no particular reason I've written a list of favourite spaceships. These are my own views and other spaceships are available. I could have gone on and on, but I decided to limited myself to ten. So there are special mentions for: Star Trek's USS Excelsior, USS Enterprise-E, Delta Flyer and Enterprise NX-01, the Liberator from Blake's 7, Planet Express ship from Futurama, the Dalek saucer and Sontaran 'golfball' from Doctor Who, the X-Wing from Star Wars and Thunderbird 3.

So allow me to present my entirely arbitrary Top Ten Favourite Spaceships from Film and TV:

10 - The Borg Cube
Monumental in size and with a shape that flies full in the face of how we assume a spaceship should look. Terrifying in its simplicity. Aesthetics are irrelevant. Well and truly worthy of its accompanying musical sting.

9 - USS Defiant
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine's flagship is easily the coolest Star Trek ship in battle.

8 - Red Dwarf
Whether it's the model of the first five seasons or the later CGI, the colossal eponymous mining ship is still a great design. The first Red Dwarf novel calls the shuttlecock on the front of the ship: the scoop, and states that it sucks hydrogen in to convert to fuel. What is even more impressive is that this is never explicitly explained on screen, but just looking at the ship you can intuitively understand exactly what it does. Furthermore the novel theorises that due to the scoop the ship can travel forever, which is pretty handy when your journey takes about 3,000,217 years (give or take).

7 - Millennium Falcon
In a very nice bit of scriptwriting, the first thing Luke Skywalker says upon seeing the coolest thing to hit the eyeballs of a generation, is "What a piece of junk!" The 'used future' of Star Wars is something George Lucas doesn't get enough credit for, and the elegantly lopsided Millennium Falcon has obviously had a quite a life before we see it onscreen. Distinctive from some angles, utterly non-descript from others.

6 - Klingon Bird Of Prey
Each of Star Trek's cultures have an aesthetic all of their own. The most prolific bad guys have come up with a cross between a sculpture and bomber plane, the Bird of Prey is stunning.

5 - Moya
Farscape's living ship looks great. Originally just as much of a prisoner as its cargo, when freed it engenders geniune feeling from the audience and is just as much of a character as her crew.

4 - Serenity
The ship from Firefly and Serenity is as ugly as it is beautiful. The vertical take off or landing engines ground ship in reality, as does the documentary-style shooting which prevents the sense of stately removal of most ships. The interior feels like it marries up to the exterior perfectly, which is rarer than it sounds.

3 - USS Enterprise NCC-1701
The mix of flying saucer and rocket of the original Star Trek vessel is a beautiful piece of design. As Scotty says in Relics "NCC-1701. No bloody A, B, C, or D." The sleeker refit version of the first six movies is just as good, but I haven't quite gotten used to the pimped out ship of Star Trek XI.

2 - The TARDIS
At times white, invisible, a decorated stove, a pipe organ, an ornamental gateway, pink and Suranne Jones, but the blue police box of the Doctor Who's time machine is fantastic. The concept of a spaceship that is bigger of the inside is genius, the idea of ship that can change shape according to its surroundings is great, but the idea of ship that can change shape according to its surroundings being stuck in the form of a police box that would have been commonplace in 1963 is brilliant. As police boxes became rarer and eventually practically disappeared altogether, in minds of the British public they became TARDISes and all the more iconic.

And the all time best spaceship ever:

1 - Starbug
Red Dwarf's workhorse may be a surprising choice, but it's a beautiful blend of form, function and funny.

What are your favourites?

This Is A Test

I bought a microphone, because I had an idea for an audio project, but I need your help. There's no point in recording anything if nobody ever hears it. So I have one question for anyone and everyone that reads this:

Can you hear this?

A To Z Blogging Challenge Sign Up

Having a decided to take part in the A to Z Challenge I've started thinking about what I'm going to write for each the individual letters.

A came to me straight away. B, C, L, R and V were easy. I have an idea for most of the letters, except at the moment nothing for K, N, O or Z.

I nearly forgot that I had to actually sign up. I was the 105th person on the list, but now I've climbed to 104. Presumably someone has dropped out.

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