Here's my attempt:
"I propose that we conduct an aerial assault on the lady with the bag of chips. Naturally I'll co-ordinate from here."
"Yes." A sigh. "Sir."
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Here's my response:
The voice on the line asked "Will you accept the charges?"
"OK" I said.
"Theft, arson, rape, murder in the first degree, murder in the..."