Monday, 27 December 2010

Microfiction Monday #63 & #17

It's the last Microfiction Monday of the year:


Here's my attempt:

"I propose that we conduct an aerial assault on the lady with the bag of chips. Naturally I'll co-ordinate from here."

"Yes." A sigh. "Sir."


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Here's the seventeenth picture:


Here's my response:

The voice on the line asked "Will you accept the charges?"

"OK" I said.

"Theft, arson, rape, murder in the first degree, murder in the..."

14 comments:

Sylvia K said...

There's always one that finds a way to avoid the real work!! Fun one for the day, Dave! Have a great week and a very Happy New Year!

Sylvia

Susan Fobes said...

One of those birds did look like he was intimidating the other... And the aerial assault bit is priceless!

Maria@BubblegumandDuctTape said...

aerial assault! I think I may have been assaulted by these two a while back!

very funny stuff, loved it.

Dianne said...

excellent!!

erik said...

Great! And the "accept the charges" one is priceless.

SparkleFarkle said...

YIKES! Those aerial assault "bullets" can be deadly! Bombs away, birdies, bombs away!

hope said...

This is why I could never be in the military...couldn't follow orders without question. :)

izzy said...

everyone is sooo on target today! thanks!

Bill ~ {The Old Fart} said...

Can we say "Pilot to Bombardier"!! Both were good.

Cheryl said...

Both had me laughing. Nicely done double 140.

Fay's Too said...

Naturally.
You're warped and I like that.
here's mine http://faystoo.blogspot.com/

quilly said...

I think that first pigeon is related to my ex- and I love the second (#17th) one. Until now, my own has always been my favorite. (Please don't tell anyone how vain I am.)

katirra said...

I loved both your posts but the 1st was my favorite

Dave said...

Thanks for reading these, and thanks for reading in 2010.

Here's to 2011...