Allow me to present a preview of the year to come. Here are my predictions for 2020:
- After years in the wilderness, Atlantis will finally win Eurovision.
- The recently-elected Conservative government will privatise laughter.
- The Leaning Tower of Pisa will be renamed the Fallen Tower of Pisa.
- The Carmarthenshire village of Bancyfelin will inexplicably win Miss Universe.
- November will be optional.
Happy New Year.