Today is Blue Monday. Apparently the most depressing day of the year.
I wrote this list of suggestions of uplifting sci-fi to help you beat the blues. Between them that's a seven hour schedule that's sure to cheer you up, however Blue your Monday is.
'Mea culpa' is not an apology. https://t.co/D08hzHCfoJ
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 2 March 2018
The most evocative covers for me growing up were The Deadly Assassin and The Curse Of Fenric. They're both still as impressive now as they were then. pic.twitter.com/lYsku97xIZ
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 2 March 2018
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 3 March 2018
Ding dong merrily on high... https://t.co/RnCjYuVGN8
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 4 March 2018
We're already fucking living in it. pic.twitter.com/xRIAstHzhS
— Alan Ferrier (@alanferrier) 4 March 2018
Meerkats under a heater looking weirdly like one of the eggs from Alien. pic.twitter.com/hEYqbHO8nD
— Chris Brosnahan (@ChrisBrosnahan) 3 March 2018
Done pic.twitter.com/LIDCJ0vunQ
— Christian Reilly (@christreilly) 4 March 2018
— Chris Mandle (@chris_mandle) 5 March 2018
Every picture of a sun bear looks like it's a human in a bear costume who's doing a very bad job acting natural pic.twitter.com/Znlor2GrRG
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) 4 March 2018
Quite simply the best 'snowman' I've ever seen 😂 pic.twitter.com/YVlwRbwriJ
— Wayne Smith #FBPE (@waynesmith1971) 5 March 2018
If only oranges came with a natural protective skin. pic.twitter.com/9GWOOfLfr4
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) 5 March 2018
Any complications?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 7 March 2018
No complications.
— Pip (@pipmadeley) 7 March 2018
Google it.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 8 March 2018
Thread: Given how awful the @NME became it’s easy to forget how vital it was for us indie kids in the ‘90s. Here are some of the best Pulp bits (1/7). #NMERIP
— Acrylic Afternoons (@AcrylcAftrnoons) 8 March 2018
September 1995:
— Acrylic Afternoons (@AcrylcAftrnoons) 8 March 2018
The [Different Class] lyrics were written in two nights round at his sister’s with a packet of fags and a bottle of “right poor quality brandy”. (2/7) pic.twitter.com/0gnMipla24
November 1995:
— Acrylic Afternoons (@AcrylcAftrnoons) 8 March 2018
Meanwhile, Steve is busy continuing his study into the behavioural patterns of the Northern European female. (3/7) pic.twitter.com/ZWcAOlg2Kh
August 1996:
— Acrylic Afternoons (@AcrylcAftrnoons) 8 March 2018
Jarvis faces a dilemma. To keep his head down, or to sod the consequences. To toe the line, or run amok. (4/7) pic.twitter.com/7ZCPNY8vBX
November 1997:
— Acrylic Afternoons (@AcrylcAftrnoons) 8 March 2018
Jarvis: “Going on the telly wasn’t supposed to be just an ego gratification exercise” (5/7) pic.twitter.com/fL5ZjdHXwQ
March 1998:
— Acrylic Afternoons (@AcrylcAftrnoons) 8 March 2018
Mark: “Jarvis wanted to redraw the boundaries - and recently it has been a case of Jarvis' will overriding everyone else's common sense." (6/7) pic.twitter.com/zqU5uZn2ev
June 2001:
— Acrylic Afternoons (@AcrylcAftrnoons) 8 March 2018
[On Nick’s lifestyle...] It's like being a criminal who has money but never tells the neighbours what he really does. (7/7) pic.twitter.com/x2Chy1LWPR
I don't have a Blu-ray player. I'm still hopeful for Special Edition DVD releases of stories that receive new Blu-ray extras.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 9 March 2018
@uppityfabulous https://t.co/vlHaEBamAk
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 9 March 2018
#stargaterising pic.twitter.com/onhjzdFMxs
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 10 March 2018
Breaking Bad would have been a very short series in the UK. RT if you are grateful for healthcare that is free at the point of use. pic.twitter.com/kGcooWctaJ
— NHS Million (@NHSMillion) 10 March 2018
I've put all of the #DS9SpineArt tweets into a moment.https://t.co/UQ72WY97e8
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 11 March 2018
Because I can.
I have written one of these, but don't let that put you off. There are 137 others to get your teeth into. https://t.co/hcBNqz8wHI
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 11 March 2018
"What happened around Doctor Who almost destroyed my career. I gave them a hit show and I left with dignity and then they put me on a blacklist" pic.twitter.com/F0vdqSclTk
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 12 March 2018
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the pinnacle of human achievement in graffiti. pic.twitter.com/IMVIWpc9af
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 12 March 2018
Horrified to hear of the death Stephen Hawking. He was a beacon in the search for knowledge and truth.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 14 March 2018
Meanwhile @Jeremy_Hunt must be breathing a sigh of relief upon hearing the same news.
Unused Different Class sleeve photographs by Rankin & Donald Milne, summer 1995. pic.twitter.com/Xqbugae5Yq
— Acrylic Afternoons (@AcrylcAftrnoons) 14 March 2018
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 18 March 2018
Crikey
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 18 March 2018
We need more journeys on board Moya #farscapenow pic.twitter.com/7c3MnvWMNk
— SpriteLady (@sprite_lady) 20 March 2018
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 20 March 2018
Omg it was “Crazy Hair Day” at my cousins school and she wore this 😂 pic.twitter.com/9Y1SxVETF1
— Nick 🇵🇷 (@bimbardashien) 20 March 2018
Grimwith reservoir North Yorkshire, looking every bit like the secret hideout of a Bond villain. pic.twitter.com/xmyKKLSoJX
— Steve Richardson (@wildacrewarrior) 21 March 2018
The day I met @astro_timpeake and as you can see, he was really, really pleased to meet me. pic.twitter.com/theginNvxl
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 22 March 2018
This is an all time favorite piece of performance/animation reference for me. Actress Kathryn Pogson goes through so many emotional states in such a short period of time, to astounding comic effect. I laugh out loud every time I see it. pic.twitter.com/ezTO06enAB
— Hal Hickel (@halhickel) 20 March 2018
Until the 1990s, Britain's nuclear weapons were secured with bike locks.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) 22 March 2018
What libraries look like when you don't have a government systematically starving communities of the arts: this is the section of Stockholm's main library aimed at 10-13 year olds. I nearly cried. pic.twitter.com/PjdFPOmVbA
— Sarah Perry (@SarahGPerry) 22 March 2018
The NHS is not failing but it is being failed. Please RT if you agree. pic.twitter.com/gKv5bZF55T
— NHS Million (@NHSMillion) 22 March 2018
Magic to Make the Sanest Man Go Mad pic.twitter.com/RRZggY5rr9
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 26 March 2018
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 26 March 2018
Matthew. Waterhouse. Running.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 26 March 2018
Arguably, the best cover for anything ever. @2000AD pic.twitter.com/EKSemSPtfH
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 26 March 2018
Don't vote Tory #hospital
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 26 March 2018
Inside Man takes them right back to TNG Season 1...
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 27 March 2018
Remember the BIG fuss @TheSun made of the 9.3% gender pay gap at the BBC? Here's the punchline... pic.twitter.com/UVctsDj3XW
— The Sun Apologies (@SunApology) 29 March 2018
I suppose technically he only postpones World War III...
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 30 March 2018
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 30 March 2018
In a move that makes me feel ancient, #ThisIsHardcore, #Pulp's lyrical and musical masterpiece has seen fit to be twenty years old. https://t.co/Y8x5EjDJvT
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 31 March 2018
You're only as old as the half dozen hermaphrodite hexapods you feel.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 2 August 2017
PC Wilson
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 2 August 2017
I emerge. I am emerging. I have emerged. pic.twitter.com/HGjm8K3Kwo
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 3 August 2017
I don't know, Nog pic.twitter.com/913zN49COW
— Swear Trek (@swear_trek) 3 August 2017
@phlaimeaux, is that you on the left?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 4 August 2017
@NoNoiseChitChat https://t.co/6QbxopcoFP
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 7 August 2017
Daniel Craig is back for 2 more bond films? Great, but what about the greatest extra of all time- the sweeping man in Quantum of solace ? pic.twitter.com/kBGDcozkWl
— Jack (@jackcox997) 7 August 2017
Worst jam ever. pic.twitter.com/4iUm1FRUNT
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 8 August 2017
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 8 August 2017
i must go, my planet needs me pic.twitter.com/GujTFlSA5K
— Cates Holderness (@catesish) 8 August 2017
@DannyJohnJules https://t.co/IewrjW2Jgr
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 8 August 2017
A huge thank you to #Frasier for giving the world the phrase: 'Outlaw Laser Robo Geek'
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 9 August 2017
The show is called 'Torchwood', the character is 'Rot Cod How'.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 9 August 2017
When you tread on a plug. pic.twitter.com/p9Fctp4QJN
— spankybackpack (@spankybackpack) 10 August 2017
The End Of The World Enough And Time #portmantwho
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 11 August 2017
World Enough And Time And The Rani #portmantwho
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 11 August 2017
The Name Of The Doctor Falls #portmantwho
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 11 August 2017
Thursday https://t.co/MvJw7dgeK4
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 11 August 2017
Not normally good at wordsearches, but @RedDwarfHQ have released one full of #RedDwarfXII episode titles. I'm most looking forward to Perm. pic.twitter.com/mVoqmshxOI
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 12 August 2017
Hell of a day for the President to forget how to tweet. pic.twitter.com/ABffmwwH8D
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) 12 August 2017
The struggle is real. #lefthandersday pic.twitter.com/IRtVhmUV8R
— Dee :) (@diandratassone) 13 August 2017
Star Trek III: The Search For Dr. Benjamin Spock #PregnantMovies
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 13 August 2017
Withchild And I #PregnantMovies
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 13 August 2017
Is this how Shako came to be? @2000AD pic.twitter.com/Jg4kitOmUC
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 13 August 2017
And can you make him smile?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 15 August 2017
He should never have left. He was so selectively quoted that what he actually said was lost in the mists of twitter.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 15 August 2017
Breaking news! Holiday liner has sunk ... er ... or will do later today ... or maybe tomorrow ... pic.twitter.com/iGGiQk363w
— Jon Preddle (@JonPreddle) 15 August 2017
10+ stunning examples of “crown shyness”, a phenomenon where trees avoid touching:https://t.co/jSCgNAnIGx pic.twitter.com/aiKy8lb8fD
— Demilked (@demilked) 16 August 2017
2014 Me: "In Winter Soldier, I don't see how Hydra/Nazis could infiltrate the government without anyone noticing."
— Nick Murphy (@HeyNickMurphy) 16 August 2017
2017 Me: pic.twitter.com/YRAI8gq2qU
I'm disappointed to discover that a triathlon isn't a 26.2 mile three-legged race...
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 16 August 2017
Great to see @jeremycorbyn in Pendle today. @UKLabour manifesto printing third edition, #Tory manifesto long vanished from website #JezWeCan https://t.co/7c2JZlaKKb
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 17 August 2017
Star Trek: The Next Generation Game - as requested by Martyn Huyton-Berry pic.twitter.com/W38CGihoQ3
— Grim'll Paint It 🎃 (@Jimllpaintit) 17 August 2017
Here's what Paraguayans did with a statue of dictator Alfredo Stroessner (1954-89). It's an interesting compromise. pic.twitter.com/gEtUPLseDz
— Laurence Blair (@LABlair1492) 16 August 2017
Chameleons are fun cause they'll grab anything you give them. pic.twitter.com/aTJ2Abjrs4
— Emma Ward (@Emma_The_Ward) 17 August 2017
God, I really hate the Bullingdon Club. pic.twitter.com/qMS8yesagZ
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 18 August 2017
All these folks worried about erasing history when the Confederate statues come down will be thrilled to learn about the existence of books.
— Jamil Smith (@JamilSmith) 16 August 2017
#RedDwarf #NationalMensGroomingDay pic.twitter.com/vpPJ93ON0h
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 18 August 2017
"It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of 'em was one kinda sumbitch or another." Mal, #Firefly pic.twitter.com/cbIPkPkdde
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 18 August 2017
@2000AD: Judge Dredd, Strontium Dog, Rogue Trooper, Nikolai Dante, Sinister Dexter, Nemesis The Warlock, ABC Warriors, Kingdom, Leviathan...
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 19 August 2017
Cathay Williams: born a slave, she dressed as a man so she could serve in the US Army during the Civil War.
— Dred (@MildredVon) 19 August 2017
There's your new statue. pic.twitter.com/7MlHlW5brB
How about @ChrisBaldie's Space Captain: Captain Of Space? https://t.co/cbMTDebbx1
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 20 August 2017
@neilhimself #TheXFiles pic.twitter.com/wYUW6bdIVL
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 21 August 2017
People whingeing about @DWMtweets lack of a 'JodieWhitakerIsTheDoctor!' so far. Gibbs & Jayston still waiting @TomSpilsbury @philnewmandsign pic.twitter.com/BIlOy1FDc0
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 22 August 2017
MPs attending the Big Ben vigil. Here are the directions to the nearest food bank for some fucking perspective. @TwopTwips pic.twitter.com/QbIKWcpT6s
— t h u m b s (@Thumbsuk) 21 August 2017
No #Wimbledon moment will ever top the combination of these two sponsors pic.twitter.com/izlvXLnwVx
— Hollyween Brockhell (@holly) 4 July 2017
If you have any information concerning the whereabouts of 19 year old Rose Tyler you should probably just keep it to yourself 😯 #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/OkIK8ajRi7
— Pip (@pipmadeley) 22 August 2017
Graeme Harper would have made an excellent companion.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 23 August 2017
If he was still with us, today would have been the 64th birthday of Bolaji Badejo, one of the men responsible for bringing the Alien to live pic.twitter.com/TyTY97h6ZC
— AvPGalaxy.net (@avpgalaxy) 23 August 2017
Apologise immediately, @richardbranson. #traingate has been shown definitively to be a lie - a lie you propagated. pic.twitter.com/sGrEluTcbz
— Owen Jones🌹 (@OwenJones84) 23 August 2017
Blur vs Oasis is a false cultural dichotomy designed to suppress Pulp's socialist ideals
— Stephen eeK-gan (@MacAodhagainS) 22 August 2017
Season 21B
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 24 August 2017
You'll struggle. The hard drive probably isn't quite strong enough to obliterate the steam roller.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 25 August 2017
'Laughter arises from a certain fundamental absurdity.'
— 41 Strange (@41Strange) 25 August 2017
- Jacques Tati pic.twitter.com/XwQriYRnL0
It's the afternoon of #internationaldogday. Does that mean it's #internationaldogdayafternoon? pic.twitter.com/WckmmuegBB
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 26 August 2017
The strewth is out there.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 August 2017
#Utopia @C4Utopia #SaveUtopia Where is Jessica Hyde? pic.twitter.com/U8eOvQydNC
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 August 2017
#Farscape #FarscapeNow pic.twitter.com/gscTaijGQI
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 August 2017
This time it's impersonal.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 August 2017
Wasn't @Vera_Chok excellent on @Channel4News? Yes, yes she was. And she will be again on Channel4+1 if you didn't see it.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 August 2017
Isn't @Vera_Chok's @Guardian article excellent? Yes, yes it is. And it will be again here: https://t.co/AgHWtX6F3W if you didn't see it.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 August 2017
For some unknown reason Tory Juniors @ActivateBritain seems to have deleted this fantastic tweet and #meme. Please help share it for them. pic.twitter.com/TnfNjI9qhF
— Rachael (@Rachael_Swindon) 29 August 2017
Do you mean The Day Of The Doctor? pic.twitter.com/5nQqNJDpGq
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 30 August 2017
Hsu Tung Han expertly sculpts Jigsaw Disease from 'The Judge Child' with his work 'Pixelated Snorkeler'. I assume he's a big @2000AD fan. pic.twitter.com/4cr1EaclSB
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 31 August 2017
I've often felt a kinship with Princess Diana. We have a lot in common: I don't like landmines or Prince Charles either.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 31 August 2017
Look out for those new year's bargains pic.twitter.com/OF9XRabXFq— Jason Arnopp (@JasonArnopp) 1 January 2017
@VirginiaHey I'm introducing my wife, @uppityfabulous, to #Farscape and she misheard your character's name and made this... pic.twitter.com/ZQn8tApX5k— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 2 January 2017
@OldRoberts953 That's Candida Doyle from Pulp's mum on the right.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 2 January 2017
I'm German. Over here, we have a word for "angry, low-education, disaffected white nativist voters".— Heautontimoroumenos (@paulengelhard) 2 September 2016
We call them Nazis. And so should you.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 11 January 2017
'Twas a dark and stormy night, twasn't it?— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 11 January 2017
Vancouver in 1958 by Fred Herzog taken using #Kodachrome. Like a painting by Edward Hopper. pic.twitter.com/cBWJmO80rn— Sir William Davenant (@SirWilliamD) 11 January 2017
59 SECONDS: the total time Dr. Who and the Master appear together onscreen in the 1996 TV Movie #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/Sijub1aSVW— spankybackpack (@spankybackpack) 14 January 2017
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 16 January 2017
I've been watching Pathfinders To Mars from 1960. Check out the edge of your seat drama implied by the title of Episode Four... pic.twitter.com/we9yk8GIKo— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 19 January 2017
It's starting. #Twentica#ReddwarfXI https://t.co/K3CGoGWTfF— Doug Naylor (@DougRDNaylor) 25 January 2017
John Hurt has died. He never gave a bad performance, raising many a poor film to better. He always made excellent appear effortless.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 28 January 2017
@SuellaFernandes, @pestononsunday cut you off, how exactly are @ChukaUmunna's Brexit bill amendments 'dishonourable'?— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 January 2017
Travel broadens the mind: @RichardAyoade's new show #TravelBan is inspired by @realDonaldTrump's foreign policy & consists of going nowhere. pic.twitter.com/qmRvmnY90h— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 31 January 2017
Yeah hacking is bad. People hacking other people, can't believe it, so sad https://t.co/CVj1F2qUYH— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) 2 August 2016
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 10 August 2016
@BryanFuller neither confirms or denies #StarTrekDiscovery's cast will be butter sculptures: https://t.co/noaU04ZMg2 pic.twitter.com/qlkRXPeAGF— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 11 August 2016
"What did he say?" #StarTrek @4TerryFarrell @NanaVisitor @akaWorf I don't know why I like this gif so much. pic.twitter.com/IMsIeYoX85— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 15 August 2016
#fav7films (for today...)— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 15 August 2016
The Wicker Man
Trainspotting
The Fisher King
Fargo
Moon
The Station Agent
Deconstructing Harry
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 15 August 2016
#fav7series— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 16 August 2016
Red Dwarf
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Doctor Who
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Futurama
The League Of Gentlemen
Farscape
I don't think @2000AD & The Megazine get enough credit for all their great female characters... pic.twitter.com/3dLKRGwwEQ— DracLEEa (@LovelyLee_G) 16 August 2016
@SeanAstin (Part 1) "Pull me up, then," he hinted.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 20 August 2016
"I think that might be sort of difficult," grunted Twoflower.
@SeanAstin (Part 2) "I don't actually think I can do it, in fact."— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 20 August 2016
"What are you holding on to, then?"
"You."
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 20 August 2016
Listen to that cheer for an apparently #unelectable man. https://t.co/Tc8UTfcc4Z— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 19 August 2016
Roses are red,— Derooftrouser (@Derooftrouser) 20 August 2016
Florists deliver, pic.twitter.com/H92TkUdBAZ
Did You Know? 'Doctor Who' is actually the name of the show. The character's name is Pikachu.— Chris Addison (@mrchrisaddison) 21 August 2016
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 21 August 2016
Carol Ann Duffy the Vampire Slayer #PutPoetsInThings— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 25 August 2016
@Channel4News exchange in Romford@fatimamanji: "UKIP?"— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 26 August 2016
Romford: "I like him"@fatimamanji: "Who's him?
Romford: "Politician"
Thanks Romford
Out of the flying pan, into the fryer— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 26 August 2016
#MakeABandSmaller Prints— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 27 August 2016
#IDoNotTrustAnyoneWho votes Tory— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 August 2016
I just pre-ordered Ultrasound's third album. You should too. (@Dalaigeordie) https://t.co/VZc1tG54iG @PledgeMusic
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 1 April 2016
lol if I paid 79p for Space Raiders I better actually go to space pic.twitter.com/ICkfz8j4gP
— ã…¤ (@RushPLS) 15 October 2015
When did the UK stop referring to them as Police Huts? pic.twitter.com/ygb6tp0zR1
— Andrew-Mark Thompson (@Andydrewz) 3 April 2016
The Isolator. A helmet invented in 1925 that encourages focus and concentration. pic.twitter.com/95CiSj9XrS
— History In Pictures (@HistoryInPics) 22 March 2016
I could have sworn I had some Supernoodles in here. pic.twitter.com/RtHV1cOT4w
— Oonagh (@Okeating) 3 March 2016
I'm supposed to be writing. I'm watching #SpaceAboveAndBeyond instead. So far, no guilt...
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 4 April 2016
If you've been chuffed to see your name on a coke bottle then imagine my joy on every visit to B&Q.
— Matt White (@mattyfwhite) 17 July 2013
I hate it when you try to buy a box of Sun-Maid raisins, but accidentally purchase Chairman Mao's Little Red Book. pic.twitter.com/SmMi1MQYC4
— Glenn Moore (@TheNewsAtGlenn) 29 October 2015
The no smoking with kids in the car law is going well. pic.twitter.com/Il1YhNNhre
— Gareth Soye (@GarethSoye) 3 January 2016
@MrJohnDorney Is this them? pic.twitter.com/L4q3PMZyz4
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 6 April 2016
My toddler's train track is freaking me out right now. What is going on here?! pic.twitter.com/9o8bVWF5KO
— marc blank-settle (@MarcSettle) 6 April 2016
Just discovered there's a @WheresWally colouring book. How brilliant is that? Someone thought this is too easy, let's make it monochrome...
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 6 April 2016
How's this for pure child-friendly escapism? #TheSweeney transfer set from 1976: https://t.co/5qkPyRk13E
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 8 April 2016
Want to feel old? This is the boy who played Anakin in The Phantom Menace. pic.twitter.com/7XAZ1fgnOY
— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) 3 April 2016
I'm going to keep it classy. It would be ‘morally wrong’ and ‘hypocrytical’ to comment on another individual’s tax affairs.
— Jimmy Carr (@jimmycarr) 8 April 2016
#FakeRockandRollFacts The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame has no air conditioning.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 10 April 2016
Free the Chipping Norton one... https://t.co/dkI5TkBlJE
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 12 April 2016
I want a sitcom about these neighbours pic.twitter.com/DL4enweF3c
— Joe (@goulcher) 6 April 2016
Odd, given this is exactly what HMRC legally requires everybody to be able to do. #ResignDavidCameron pic.twitter.com/A0O6BSPD0X
— Hind Touissate (@AccordingtoHind) 9 April 2016
#OnThisDay 1961: The British public reacted to news of a man in spacehttps://t.co/8LMg8rZows
— BBC Archive (@BBCArchive) 12 April 2016
You know you are working with Penn & Teller when you get undressed at the end of the day and ripped up cards fall out of your bra.
— alyson hannigan (@alydenisof) 13 April 2016
@Glinner Terrahawks is back!
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 13 April 2016
@uppityfabulous https://t.co/cJwHRTPCjZ
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 15 April 2016
Alien versus #captionbot pic.twitter.com/igmEUGlZsT
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 16 April 2016
#captionbot really undermines #DoctorWho's special effects pic.twitter.com/DoC7ehIjsj
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 16 April 2016
#captionbot thinks @ReeceShearsmith's Papa Lazarou was misunderstood all along... pic.twitter.com/Sdbv6Pxmkt
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 16 April 2016
#captionbot has an Ood interpretation... #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/u6wxEoD8N9
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 16 April 2016
#captionbot reinterprets the best panel from @2000AD's #BadCompany as a rural idyll. pic.twitter.com/wVe4oHrl30
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 16 April 2016
#captionbot reveals that #Farscape's Pilot was really a biker. pic.twitter.com/3W4OnD4Pgx
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 16 April 2016
@andycartwrites meet #captionbot pic.twitter.com/Vr5Cxh9t04
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 16 April 2016
#captionbot redefines #Oxford's most impressive landmark pic.twitter.com/66U3LbDtK6
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 16 April 2016
#captionbot considerably increases #DoctorWho's budget pic.twitter.com/DSUpRVrVdu
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 16 April 2016
#captionbot struggles with that time @ajbloor was #POTUS pic.twitter.com/7H8JzIQ4t2
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 16 April 2016
#captionbot attempts to tame @bobbyllew... pic.twitter.com/lTWmTN23jP
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 16 April 2016
If all of the contestants on @ITVChase take a minus offer, do they owe the money? Does @BradleyWalsh send in the bailiffs?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 18 April 2016
Who is going to play @RubyWax in Season 2 of #ThePeoplevOJSimpson?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 18 April 2016
@MinifigsMe Is that Jeff, or Gordon?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 20 April 2016
The newsreader on @BBCLookNorth almost announced that @ShedSeven have had their rape conviction quashed.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 21 April 2016
Did you see the Telegraph today @POTUS? 145,000 Brits are asking you to stop negotiating TTIP #ObamaStopTTIP pic.twitter.com/UzyVHnuOqQ
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 22 April 2016
@OldRoberts953 Has he ever been to Kendal?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 22 April 2016
@claytonhickman pic.twitter.com/orm5kPTh0D
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 23 April 2016
Yes, it’s annoying when Americans call the UK “England.” But not half so bloody annoying as when English people do it.
— Miche Doherty (@miche) 27 April 2016
Exclusive in today's @theipaper. pic.twitter.com/AdaxdI1OVn
— Si (@bromley001) 29 April 2016
Barack Obama arrives in the UK to discuss selling the patent for his walk-in fridge design. pic.twitter.com/HGeSKy4ova
— Oonagh (@Okeating) 22 April 2016