Monday, 28 November 2011

FistKrammer

This is a Carruthers sketch that we filmed in 2008 and has been languishing on a hard drive somewhere, until now...



Michael Everhard plays the eponymous store detective, Gi Lewis wrote the script and also plays the shoplifter, while I'm playing FistKrammer's boss.

Once again it was filmed by Dan the Cameraman with sound by Mark Skilton and directed by Jake Cardew. Thanks again to Objective Productions.

Andy Cartwright has done sterling work getting hold of the footage and Michael has finished the edit.

Wednesday, 23 November 2011

Portmantwho

Today is the 48th anniversary of the first broadcast of Doctor Who.

A while ago and with too much time on my hands I came up with a game that uses the titles of Doctor Who stories. I called it Portmantwho, which is probably the cleverest thing about it.

The idea is to link multiple (preferably unconnected) stories of Doctor Who and its spinoffs by name alone, with the end of one name being the beginning of the next. Then come up with a story synopsis of your newly created mongrel moniker. It's more difficult to explain than it is to play.

Here are some examples:

William Hartnell and Tom Baker star in this tale inspired by The Manchurian Candidate set near Manchuria. The Master frames one or more of the Doctors for the murder of Kublai Khan in…


The Deadly Assassin At Peking

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Guerrillas from the future come back to 2011 to prevent a future dominated by the Daleks by accidentally creating it in the past. You heard me. Captain Jack Harkness returns to Earth and his arm hurts. The Daleks scream "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!", but no one dies in…


Miracle Day Of The Daleks

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The TARDIS visits the planets Florana, Metebelis III and Barcelona while the Doctor and his companions aren't looking, only to return just in time to pick them up at the end of their story in…


A Holiday For The Doctor's Wife

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Luke Smith and Clyde Langer are recruited to fight in a war by the Martians, meanwhile the Second Doctor and Sarah Jane Smith investigate their disappearance in…


The Ice Warriors Of Kudlak

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Fleeing the Movellan war the Daleks use a time corridor to New York City, Rodney Bewes can't stand the confusion in his mind, while Tegan, Turlough and Tallulah (three l's and an h) run up and sewer tunnels and it takes the combined efforts of the Fifth and Tenth Doctors to get them off the planet in…


Resurrection Of The Daleks In Manhattan

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The apocalypse ends with a tautology in…


The End Of The World's End

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A whistle blowing documentary showing the true story of the Sixth and Seventh Doctors run-ins with the enigmatic Rani starring Kate O’Mara as The Rani as Melanie Bush as Bonnie Langford in…


Real Time And The Rani

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Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without Amy Pond turning into a terrifying wooden doll and a visit from a threatening landlord in…


The Chimes Of Midnight Terrors

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Feel free to play along...

Monday, 21 November 2011

Carruthers Cartoons #4

More alterations to somebody else's hard work for the benefit of the Carruthers blog:

Once again at the centre of the Sitcom Porn posts was a piece of adjusted DVD cover art Phoenix Nights & Rising Damp, The Day Today & Gavin & Stacey and the christmas specials of both Gavin & Stacey & The Office

I added a 'U' and a 'P' to a photograph I took in the National Media Museum in Bradford to create the Caress Of The Daleks.

Not content with simply adding letters to photos, I made Nil By Moustache out of the Nil By Mouth DVD cover and two halves of Mr Carruthers' moustaches as drawn by Gi.

Saturday, 19 November 2011

Am I Talking Too Fast...?

...Or are you just playing dumb?

Here's another track from Pulp's performance at Brixton Academy earler this year that I hadn't seen live.



I have now.

Thursday, 17 November 2011

The Noughties Blogfest Debrief

I'm going to declare The Noughties Blogfest a success since of the twenty-five people that signed up, nineteen posted a list.

I hadn't really thought about the research element involved. Working out what happened in a particular year might not have appealed to everybody. Sorry about that. If I did it again I'd probably keep the 'rules' the same, but give a suggestion that vagueness was permitted.

Tastes in music, comics and games were more varied and individual titles were all listed just once across the whole decade.

I thought I'd do a run down of the most popular suggestions:

2000
Film
In each year, film was the most hotly contested medium. In 2000 the runaway leader, appearing on no less than six lists was X-Men while Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and Titan A.E. each appeared twice.

In TV there was generally less competition, which I found quite surprising. The Buffy The Vampire Slayer episode Restless was mentioned on two lists.

Fewer books made lists than I expected. Less surprisingly Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire by J.K. Rowling made three lists.

2001
Moviewise The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring made it onto six lists. Ocean's Eleven was on three whilst Shrek, Moulin Rouge and Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone/Harry Potter And The Sorceror's Stone* were each on two lists. (* delete as appropriate).

2002
In cinema, The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers continued to dominate again with six appearances. The Pianist, Equilibrium and The Bourne Identity were all two lists each.

The only TV show to get a look in this year was Firefly, posted no less than four times.

2003
In film, surprisingly The Lord Of The Rings: The Return of the King got less love than its predecessors getting onto four lists, with Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl just behind getting three mentions. Bad Santa, Big Fish and Finding Nemo were all on two lists each.

Bookwise Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix by J.K. Rowling appeared on four lists.

Regarding online phenomena, surprisingly Paris Hilton's Sex Tape was mentioned twice.

2004
After The Lord Of The Rings movies had subsided the field was more open, with Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind and Spiderman II both appearing on three lists, while The Butterfly Effect, House Of Flying Daggers, The Incredibles and Shrek 2 got two mention apiece.

2005
After the success of Firefly it isn't a surprise that its movie sequel Serenity won out with five mentions, while Star Wars, Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith got three and Batman Begins was on two lists.

On TV, Doctor Who was on three lists and Bones was on two.

In books, Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince by J.K. Rowling got four mentions.

2006
Bond prequel Casino Royale topped this year's movies with three listings, while The Illusionist, Little Miss Sunshine and Stranger Than Fiction all got two.

2007
In movies, Transformers received five mentions and Shrek The Third got two.

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling appeared on four lists.

2008
Superhero movies came to the fore this year as Iron Man was on five lists and The Dark Knight was on four.

The book The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins was posted three times.

The online musical Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog garnered two mentions.

2009
Avatar was listed four times, Sherlock Holmes and The Hangover three times each and Moon twice in films.

The posts should you wish to find them after the Linky stops working: me, Ninja Captain Alex J. Cavanaugh, Laugh Quotes, Patricia Lynnes Journey Through the Pages, Tasha Seegmiller, A Daft Scots Lass, Rics Reviews, SciFi Media, My Pet Blog, PepperWords, Two Thumbs, Vive le Nerd, Rooikat back in France, Jennee Thompson Local Celebrity, Building Castles on the Beach, Confessions of a Watery Tart, Donna Hole, Pensuasion and ZA to CH - Born in SA, living in Switzerland.

Hopefully I'll see you here in eleven months time for
The Nineties Blogfest...

Monday, 14 November 2011

The Noughties Blogfest Today

Today, is The Noughties Blogfest where I invite you to tell me your favourite things from the Noughties.


It's not too late to join in. Choose one thing from each year from 2000 to 2009, be it a Film, a TV show, a radio show, a particular episode of a TV or radio show, a piece of theatre, a book, a comic, a piece of artwork, something online or something else entirely, and then tell us what you love about it.

Here are my favourite things from the Noughties:

2000
Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Restless
Every season of Buffy The Vampire Slayer ends with an epic season finale, with one exception. The fourth season ends not with a bang, but ostensibly with a whimper. And what a fantastic whimper it is. The clash with the Big Bad is taken care of in the season's penultimate episode and the actual finale Restless is more of a coda. Having combined their energies with the essence of the first slayer in Primeval, she takes her revenge of Willow, Xander, Giles and Buffy and tries to kill them in their dreams.


The dream sequences are phenomenal, taking in Sapphic poetry, the oddest version of Death Of A Salesman, the first episode of Buffy, Oz and Tara flirting, overexposure, disjointed images, the most conspicuously off camera lesbian kiss, Anya's emphatic steering, starkly colourful lighting, French dubbing, Principal Snyder as Colonel Kurtz in Apocalypse Now, continuous shots across neighbouring but disparate sets, black and white, 'the exposition song', claustrophobia alongside huge spaces, disconnected speech, "Be back before Dawn", Joyce living in the wall, Adam as a human, Surgeon General Riley's pillow fort, images in negative, a beautiful desert vista, a borrowed Tara, a false awakening and the cheese guy.


I’ve never seen dreams shown better on screen. A masterpiece.

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2001
Spaced Series 2
I nearly wrote about another Buffy episode, The Body, here as well, but the quirky twentysomething flatsharing sitcom Spaced meant so much to me in 2001 so I had to include it. I love this show. I love each and every character. I love 23 Meteor Street. The second series reunites our favourite characters, but stretches their friendships to the limit. Simon Pegg and Jessica Stevenson's scripts are wonderful and the dialogue contains a plethora of film and TV references are a gift to the viewer. The editing style compliments them brilliantly and really marks this show out as different. Intelligent, surreal and always very, very funny the show manages to be both epic and intimate at the same time.


Tim and Daisy’s relationship deepens as Brian and Twist’s relationship gets shallower. Marsha gets more involved and is all the more hurt when things fall apart. The return of Tyres and Duane Benzie are welcome and the addition of Sophie tests fan loyalty. We watched the fifth episode, Gone, over and over and over again and it never got old.


It's a shame that there wasn't a third series, but if it had to end here, at least it ends on a beautiful note.

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2002
Firefly
Shamefully messed about by the broadcaster, Joss Whedon's space opera western (with Chinese swearwords) is the best missed opportunity in TV. The story of a spaceship carrying nine people, each with different loyalties and different reasons to stay aboard, somehow becoming a family. The dialogue, the characters and the Verse are all equally compelling: the Alliance, the Reavers, the smugglers and the colonists with a pioneer spirit were all brilliantly conceived. The crew are outsiders and this perspective was key to the success of the show. Everybody loves the underdog, except Fox apparently.


Each of the characters is a beautiful contradiction. Nathan Fillion, Gina Torres, Alan Tudyk, Morena Baccarin, Adam Baldwin, Jewel Staite, Sean Maher, Summer Glau and Ron Glass are uniformly fantastic and it would have been a joy to watch their adventures unfold over seven seasons or so, but it wasn’t to be. Cut down in its prime, we were left with fourteen really great episodes. Fourteen episodes that are better than any fourteen consecutive episode run of any other TV show, ever. I was beyond happy when they returned in the excellent movie Serenity, but out of necessity that is one story and we deserved hundreds.


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2003
The Station Agent
Tom McCarthy's debut film is a comedy tinged with sadness and a confident sense of modesty. Peter Dinklage, Bobby Cannavale and Patricia Clarkson play three characters who for one reason or another are isolated until they reluctantly find each other and then begin to enjoy each other's company. The hopeful hermit Fin and grief-stricken artist Olivia are drawn out of their chosen mundane lives by the gregarious Joe. Nothing makes me happier than when the trio are together. Every performance in this film is outstanding and has a depth beyond the dialogue. The music is wonderful and the scenes of walking, and there is a lot of walking, are beautifully shot. When the credits rolled after I first saw this film, I wanted to watch it all over again straight away.


I don't just love this film, I adore it.


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2004
Y: The Last Man
On one day in Brian K. Vaughn's post apocalyptic comic book every mammal with a Y chromosome died, with two notable exceptions. One man and his monkey are left alone in a society of women attempting to rebuild and surrounded by male corpses. At this point the comic had been running for two years, but this is when it takes on a more playful and sinister tone. The almost manless world grows increasingly complex and cruel in this period, as the comic asks bigger and bigger "what if?" questions, takes more chances, increasingly plays with its format and is bolder with its take on gender politics. From the comedy and tragedy of Comedy And Tragedy's play within a play, via the sadomasochism of Safeword, to the big theological questions of Tongues Of Flame, a sidestep to witness Hero's Journey, before the plot surges forward in Ring Of Truth…At a point when many ongoing comic starts to flag Y: The Last Man just got better and better and better.


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2005
Doctor Who's triumphant return
Fantastic. Doctor Who never really went away, but by crikey in 2005 it was back. It was back and it was great. The first new season in fifteen years was as good as we knew it could be: Bad Wolf, anti-plastic, bitchy trampoline, Charles Dickens, Harriet Jones MP for Flydale North's Port etiquette, the Metaltron, the Doctor's response to the question "Is a slave, a slave if he doesn't know he's enslaved?", the Tylers in the Eighties, "Are you my mummy?", Blon, Lynda with a Y, Barcelona and the new Doctor's new hand.


Christopher Eccleston, Billie Piper, Camille Coduri, Noel Clarke, Simon Callow, Penelope Wilton, Simon Pegg, Shaun Dingwall, John Barrowman, Annette Badland, Jo Joyner and David Tennant are all magnificent in excellent scripts, beautifully designed and brilliantly realised. Why did we ever let it go away? It proved that Doctor Who made by fans wasn’t the inmates taking over the asylum, it was the way it needed to be and caused a boom in British SF programming. Thank you Russell T. Davies.


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2006
Jarvis by Jarvis Cocker
I was devastated when Pulp went "on hiatus" and so when 'The Jarvis Cocker Record' was released I was one of the first in the queue. The new sound is more relaxed, the lyrics are as great as ever and featuring former band members Steve Mackey, Mark Webber, Anthony Genn and Richard Hawley it could be argued that this is a Pulp album in all but name. There are pop songs like 'Black Magic', 'Heavy Weather' and 'Fat Children' with a real momentum behind them, but it's the more introspective tracks with ballsy lyrics like 'I Will Kill Again', 'Auschwitz To Ipswitch' and 'Running The World' prove why music needs Jarvis.


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2007
The return of the Master in Doctor Who's Utopia
I managed to avoid any spoilers during David Tennant's second season and so I had no idea that one of the best villains on television was about to return. I was completely fooled. Professor Yana seemed like nothing more than a delightfully amiable fellow wearing a pocket watch. Derek Jacobi had previously played a version of the Master in Scream Of The Shalka and so I put any thoughts of the Master appearing here out of my head, because that sort of joined up thinking just doesn't happen. And then it did and it was fantastic. I doubt my reaction was as explosive as this, but it gives you an idea. Thank you again, Russell T. Davies.


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2008
Son Of Rambow
The coming of age story of two very different boys who try to film a tribute to Sylvester Stallone's super soldier. The Plymouth Brethren, the French exchange programme and an inattentive brother all complicate their efforts. Bill Milner and Will Poulter are fantastic as the two boys and give the film a genuine youthful zeal. Inventive and nostalgic in equal measure, this film is beautiful, imaginative, charming and full of the wonder of childhood. A very funny and very intelligent feel good film.


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2009
Moon
This movie is amazing. It's brilliant to see a return to the claustrophobia and traditional movie making techniques of films like Alien. Sam Rockwell is fantastic, the tone of the film is wonderful and the twist in the tale is incredible. The twist is also something I'm really glad I didn‘t know about when I first sat down to watch the movie and so I'm not going to reveal any more about it here.


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Here are the details on how to take part:

• Leave your name and link on the linky below.

• Feel free to publicise the blogfest on your blog, facebook, twitter, etc and post the above image on your blog if you wish.

• On the 14th of November post a favourite something for each year 2000-2009, and tell us what you love about each of them.

• Leave a comment here, so that we know that you have posted your efforts for all to see.

• Visit as many other participating bloggers as you can on the list below. Compare, contrast and comment on their choices.



Join Us...

Sunday, 13 November 2011

The Noughties Blogfest Tomorrow

After an unfortunate posting mistake yesterday revealing everything I'd written for the 14th (let's call it a sneak preview), here's one last reminder that The Noughties Blogfest is taking place tomorrow. Here are the details on how to take part:

• Leave your name and link on the linky below.

• Feel free to publicise the blogfest on your blog, facebook, twitter, etc and post the above image on your blog if you wish.

• On the 14th of November (that's tomorrow) post a favourite something for each year 2000-2009, and tell us what you love about each of them.

• Visit as many other participating bloggers as you can. Compare, contrast and comment on their choices.


Join Us...