Tuesday, 31 December 2019
My 2019
This has been an extraordinary year. Obviously, the most important and life-changing event all year was birth of my son. It was a wonderful thing that entirely turned our lives upside down. An impending birth really focusses the mind and in my case it made me want to redouble my efforts with my writing.
I wrote twenty articles for Hero Collector: Back In The Loop, Doctor Who: Twenty Years Of Fatal Death, Star Trek: The Many Deaths Of Janeway, Alien@40: Crew Expendable, Battlestar Galactica: The Finale@40, Star Trek DS9: What We Left Behind Review, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace@20, Battlestar Galactica: The 13th Colony, Top TV Body Swaps, Star Trek: 25 Years Of The Dominion, Over The Moon, Doctor Who: The Fourth Wall, Marvel@80: Forgotten Heroes, Marvel@80: Who Was That Masked Man?, Space Pirates Ahoy!, Spaced@20, Halloween On Screen, Tagline Top Tens, Gunslingers Of The Galaxy. and 2020 Vision.
Outside In Gains A Soul was published containing my essay, Under New Management.
I neglected this blog and things like the Carruthers Ten Year On posts made it very obvious that I had. After missing July altogether, I got back on track from August onwards with a post every three to six days or so. The Carruthers posts are now up to date and the Twitter Twatter posts are not far off.
Saturday, 28 December 2019
The Tweenies Blogfest Today
It's not too late to join in. Choose one thing from each year from 2010 to 2019, be it a film, a TV show, a radio show, a particular episode of a TV or radio show, a piece of theatre, a book, a comic, a piece of artwork, something online or something else entirely, and then tell us what you love about it.
Here are some of my favourite things from the Tweenies:
2010
Four Lions
A comedy about suicide bombers was always going to be controversial, but Four Lions deals with the challenging subject matter so well that it's easy to enjoy the comedy on its own merits. Riz Ahmed's performance grounds the action of his misguided contemporaries, with a special mention for Adeel Akhtar whose character is so endearing that it's easy to forget his intentions. This film will make a lot of people very uncomfortable and justifiably so, not because of any jumped up indignation over claims of Islamophobia, but actually because it asks more of its audience, challenges expectations and representations of Muslims in Britain. Chris Morris' suicide bomber buddy movie is easily the funniest film I have seen in years.
The Martian by Andy Weir
This Robinson Crusoe on Mars story is elevated by its first person narrative delivered by a compelling character in an impossible situation. It's gripping, it's funny and it's geeky. I just couldn't put it down.
2012
The Cabin In The Woods
What begins as a slasher movie, blossoms into so much more. You think you've seen it all before and you have, but never this well executed or all at once. A horror movie with three dimensional characters is a rare treat and the cast are uniformly magnificent. The Cabin In The Woods has a script that earns both its jokes and its scares in equal measure. Drew Goddard and Joss Whedon deliver a movie that reappropriates all of the best and all of the worst horror movie tropes to make a genre-defining movie that takes on the fashion for torture porn and wins. The twists, the turns and the ending that you won't predict
2013
Utopia
The deservedly International Emmy Award winning and criminally cancelled Utopia was the jewel in Channel 4's crown. Brilliantly shot with a fantastic script, excellent performances across the board, but Alexandra Roach, Nathan Stewart-Jarrett, Adeel Akhtar, Neil Maskell, Paul Higgins, Fiona O'Shaughnessy, Oliver Woollford, Paul Ready, Geraldine James and Emilia Jones were so great I'm going to list them all anyway. The deepening conspiracy, the spectacular visuals and the shocking occulectomy, Utopia is never less than enthralling.
2014
Fargo
Arguably the greatest film ever made gives us a phenomenal television sequel.
2015
Inside No 9: The 12 Days Of Christine
Sheridan Smith is wonderful in this tale told through a dozen vignettes. Emotionally exhausting, which is in itself an amazing concept for half an hour of comedy with a twist ending. A twist by the way that is brilliantly alluded to, so that while you know there is one coming you probably won't work out what it will be.
2016
Arrival
These days alien encounter movies need amazing visuals and Arrival delivers these in spades, but at its core is a really smart film that attempts to show just difficult communication would be. It asks big questions about existence and perception. Staggering.
2017
Dark TV show
This German language TV show is a densely-plotted time travel masterpiece. The casting of myriad characters at multiple points in their lives 33 years apart is an astonishing achievement in itself. If you have access to Netflix, can read and aren't watching Dark you are wasting your life.
2018
Doctor Who: Rosa
This is a phenomenal episode of television. To take the story of Rosa Parks refusal to change seats on a bus and make it accessible as an adventurous episode of family friendly telly is an extraordinary achievement, but to take that story and have the recently widowed white husband of a black woman forced to sit so that her heroine must stand or be arrested is incredibly brave. Required viewing.
2019
Years And Years
Russell T. Davies takes on the family saga that is a staple of television, but rather than focussing on the past here he shows us how the future affects the Lyons family. The phrase 'ripped from the headlines' doesn't do Years And Years justice, but rather the predictions are startlingly accurate: the political attempts to appeal lowest common denominator populism, the rise of xenophobia and concentration camps in the Western world. The central characters are so likeable that they get us through the bleak nature of the world ahead of us.
Here are the details on how to take part:
• Leave your name and link on the linky below.
• Feel free to publicise the blogfest on your blog, facebook, twitter, etc and post the above image on your blog if you wish.
• On the 28th of December (that's today) post a favourite something for each year 2010-2019, and tell us what you love about each of them.
• Leave a comment here, so that we know that you have posted your efforts for all to see.
• Visit as many other participating bloggers as you can on the list below. Compare, contrast and comment on their choices.
Join us...
Friday, 27 December 2019
The Tweenies Blogfest Tomorrow
• Leave your name and link on the linky below.
• Feel free to publicise the blogfest on your blog, facebook, twitter, etc and post the above image on your blog if you wish.
• On the 28th of December (that's tomorrow) post a favourite something for each year 2010-2019, and tell us what you love about each of them.
• Visit as many other participating bloggers as you can. Compare, contrast and comment on their choices.
Join us...
Wednesday, 25 December 2019
Monday, 23 December 2019
Twitter Twatter #71
When I watched this with @uppityfabulous, the final shot rolled around and she cried. As Jake and Kira stare out into space, our house was filled with the sound of an excessively loud ice-cream van playing a version of theme from The Magic Roundabout right outside our window. https://t.co/fHXyZ0zNAB— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) June 3, 2019
Why is the Government consulting on a plan for more recycling and a deposit return scheme?— Caroline Lucas (@CarolineLucas) June 5, 2019
Just do it.
And bring forward the date to ban single use plastic. 2042 is too late.#PMQs
What if we swapped bodies? My mind in your body, and vice versa. What would you do? More importantly perhaps, what would I do? https://t.co/wn0x9o4i8k— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) June 6, 2019
I am so fucking sick of this. https://t.co/KdEKqKFMSo— Frances Ryan (@DrFrancesRyan) May 30, 2019
Just watched #Pointless and @RichardOsman just had the gall to claim that Turlough had featured in #DoctorWho alongside Tom Baker.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) June 11, 2019
How can I ever trust him again? pic.twitter.com/M2h7k02hXn
Can we please refer to Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson by his full name? And then not vote for him?— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) June 13, 2019
Well, it's been 48 hours and still no formal apology from @richardosman.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) June 13, 2019
It's 25 years since CUD's last album. Also this. @Davetweetedthis https://t.co/ZZaxNy2QeD— Will Potter (@Hero_Collector) June 14, 2019
They should bring back commentary subtitles. This remains my favourite juxtaposition. Pearcey, of course. pic.twitter.com/LCPGBWwOaV— veryspoookypete lambert (@Prof_Quiteamess) June 19, 2019
I wonder what drives this kind of violence. Is it cultural? The kind of music he listens to? A lack of strong male role models in the home?— Ash Sarkar (@AyoCaesar) June 21, 2019
I want to hear from the community leaders on this! pic.twitter.com/0yD2dyLaD4
For those who argue Mark Field was justified in his actions as the woman could have been a threat, worth noting there were several Tory MPs at Esther McVey’s leadership launch when this - genuinely very furious - man stormed the stage. He was barely touched. pic.twitter.com/cmtmSaarnB— Peter Walker (@peterwalker99) June 21, 2019
Cartoonist Michael DeAdder was just fired from the newspaper for this cartoon. pic.twitter.com/PhpkH5FbcO— Jason Chatfield (@Jason_Chatfield) June 29, 2019
Friday, 20 December 2019
Wild, Wild West
I wrote this for Hero Collector about TV science fiction western episodes. What could be more Christmassy than that?
Monday, 16 December 2019
Twitter Twatter #70
Congratulations to Penny Mordaunt for being made Secretary of Defence. After Williamson, it’ll be a pleasure to have someone as straight-talking and honest as the woman who said Turkey were about to join the EU and there was nothing we could do about it.— David Schneider (@davidschneider) May 1, 2019
Make sure you use your vote today.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) May 2, 2019
Unless you plan on voting Tory in which case we'd all be better off if you drowned in an open sewer... #DontVoteTory
It's my love letter to @IraStevenBehr's love letter to DS9. If you loved DS9, you need to see @DS9Doc. If you didn't love DS9, there's no hope for you. https://t.co/2rdcqpUcKY— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) May 5, 2019
Are you the @cefnridout who served as editor of the UK Aliens magazine in 93/94? If so, do you know if the artwork for the Crusade comic strip was ever finished? How possible or not do you think a collected edition might be? Apologies, if you're a different @cefnridout altogether pic.twitter.com/2gtTwE1lo9— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) May 5, 2019
Not made of snow then, is it? pic.twitter.com/V5SCHNsnQR— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) May 12, 2019
It was good to see people voting in the European elections last night. I only saw a bit of it, but I thought @GrahNort did a good job presenting in @daviddimble absence. Is @Madonna my MEP now?— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) May 19, 2019
Tom McCarthy— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) May 20, 2019
The Station Agent
The Visitor
Win Win
Wes Anderson
Rushmore
The Royal Tenenbaums
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Peter Jackson
The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring
The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers
The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King https://t.co/yG9tXNS56I
I have a bad feeling about this. https://t.co/lhnvQWVI3Q— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) May 20, 2019
Derision leads to fear. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. https://t.co/FiLm0WdA08— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) May 20, 2019
Best photobomb ever. pic.twitter.com/ncvAUo8OrS— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) May 21, 2019
Always https://t.co/6G7Uj6KSGl— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) May 21, 2019
BBC1’s lunchtime news decided the PUBLIC DID NOT NEED TO KNOW about the UN rapporteur’s DEVASTATING REPORT ON UK POVERTY CRISIS which tears into Tory-led austerity as an ‘ideological project causing pain & misery.’ IF YOU BELIEVE BBC1 SHOULD HAVE REPORTED IT PLEASE RT pic.twitter.com/0toshxL4gq— Peter Stefanovic (@PeterStefanovi2) May 22, 2019
WHYYY did I wait so long to watch this?? So happy to share with my American friends after it’s made the rounds here in the UK. pic.twitter.com/6Jfuu7uRcw— rob delaney (@robdelaney) May 25, 2019
"Feminists are now amongst the most obnoxious bigots.” Dominic Raab, 2011 pic.twitter.com/hNSDJw90e9— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) May 26, 2019
— 🚀MΛG!D (@MagicMagid) May 26, 2019
Word of the day: BORIS-NORIS (19th century) - to go on blindly, without any thought of risk or decency— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) May 27, 2019
Tuesday, 10 December 2019
Twitter Twatter #69
Thank you to the person who taught me the phrase 'I'm sorry but I haven't budgeted for any more unpaid work this month' https://t.co/DKsdkELVrk— Kerry Hudson is (mostly!) away for a bit writing. (@ThatKerryHudson) April 3, 2019
Oh hi @DominicRaab. Obviously you blocked us so there’s a chance you’ll miss this, but we wanted to let you know we projected your fatuous imbecility onto 3000 square metres of the White Cliffs of Dover. pic.twitter.com/QWMJem7hVZ— Led By Donkeys (@ByDonkeys) April 4, 2019
"I'M FOR REMAIN"— veryspoookypete lambert (@Prof_Quiteamess) April 5, 2019
Subliminal bias since 1963 pic.twitter.com/TN9KhigrMq
"That is not true."@KrishGM challenges Conservative MP John Redwood's claim that "most of the public" want a no-deal Brexit. #C4News pic.twitter.com/ieqMlHryNz— Channel 4 News (@Channel4News) April 5, 2019
Brexit means Brexit. pic.twitter.com/yjLrXwcaol— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) April 6, 2019
"Hello Smiler! It's me, it's Colin. Colin from accounts. We did that GDPR training course together. Steady fella, you nearly had me over. Personal space and all that. How's the wife? Careful, mate! I could be crushed if you get much cl-" pic.twitter.com/J5kgcu9r9m— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) April 8, 2019
Sauron will see you now... pic.twitter.com/1dHmF3WXLC— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) April 10, 2019
Irony overload as arch-Brexiteer demands second vote after first one didn’t go his way. https://t.co/5up047uLly— David Schneider (@davidschneider) April 8, 2019
April 11 is officially “International Louie Louie Day” after the 1963 song Louie Louie. The FBI investigated it for possible obscenity at the time, without finding any - apparently missing the drummer shouting “Fuck!” at 0:56 after dropping his drumstick. https://t.co/As9vOTQF0G— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) April 11, 2019
Dave Prowse's autobiography is brilliantly named 'Straight From The Force's Mouth'— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) April 16, 2019
It's Easter and thoughts turn inevitably to death and resurrection. We think of an individual that changed so many lives. A leader that died and came back to us.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) April 19, 2019
I refer, of course, to #StarTrek #Voyager's Captain Janeway. I wrote this in celebration...https://t.co/Yxf14H03nw
I wrote this to show how Janeway repeatedly cheated death and how you can employ her methods in your own lives. Possibly. https://t.co/Zsf9e00Go6— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) April 19, 2019
When life gives you lemmings, make lemmingade...— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) April 20, 2019
Gnarly #AlienDay! For the 40th ann, David Black argues that it's the human cast not the alien that make the movie: https://t.co/GuPr2q4bPq— Will Potter (@Hero_Collector) April 26, 2019
Happy #AlienDay! But, in this 40th anniversary year of the first (and best) xenomorph movie, David Black argues that it's the human cast not the alien that make the film.https://t.co/mjCdgm4glp pic.twitter.com/9ukJETOnil— Fear-O Collector 👻 (@HeroCollector_) April 26, 2019
1 - The Dalek Invasion Of Earth— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) April 28, 2019
2 - The Five Doctors
3 - The Five Doctors
4 - The Ark In Space
5 - The Five Doctors
6 - The Two Doctors
7 - The Curse Of Fenric#DoctorWho https://t.co/rgbFvJWgXN
⚽️THE DOCTORS WORLD CUP— 🌹🕸 Jon 🕸🐞 (@thebigblue_box) April 26, 2019
FINAL 2019⚽️
💥Please RETWEET after VOTING💥
Uh, hey @cynetjobs - what's with this?— Helena (@misshelenasue) April 27, 2019
Your job listing for a mid-senior level business development position's top qualification is "Preferably Caucasian"
How could you POSSIBLY think that's okay? pic.twitter.com/DPWzpgXqqE
All this has happened before, and all this will happen again... https://t.co/MzFD28zfMs— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) April 30, 2019
Saturday, 7 December 2019
The Tweenies Blogfest
So I am announcing today that on the 28th of December I will be holding The Tweenies Blogfest. I've decided that the Tweenies is the perfect name for the decade between the Noughties and the Twenties and I'm sticking with it.
On the 28th of December I invite you to tell me about your favourite things from the last decade. Choose one thing from each year from 2010 to 2019, be it a film, a TV show, a radio show, a particular episode of a TV or radio show, a piece of theatre, a book, a comic, a song, an album, a gig, a piece of artwork, something online or something else entirely, and then tell us what you love about it.
Here are the details on how to take part:
• Leave your name and link on the linky below.
• Feel free to publicise the blogfest on your blog, facebook, twitter, etc and post the above image on your blog if you wish.
• On the 28th of December post a favourite something for each year 2010-2019, and tell us what you love about each of them.
• Visit as many other participating bloggers as you can. Compare, contrast and comment on their choices.
Join us...
Friday, 6 December 2019
Carruthers Ten Years On: December 2009
I love absolutely everything about this post.
Tuesday, 3 December 2019
Twitter Twatter #68
Watching #BehindTheCurve, a documentary about the #FlatEarth movement. Best quote so far: "when you see it in 3D, it's a little easier to get the concept..."— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 1, 2019
I love how bored Xander looks on the cover of the vinyl release of #Buffy's #OnceMoreWithFeeling.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 2, 2019
Also, why isn't Anya's song from #Selfless on here? pic.twitter.com/VgNah1srh4
This is how I want to be displayed at my funeral pic.twitter.com/WmtR4HzvEB— Brady Barnhart (@itsmeBradyB) March 4, 2019
Find someone who looks at you, the way that Ukraine looks at Georgia. pic.twitter.com/y40f0eXFIM— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 6, 2019
The greatest intro that never was (on the album anyway) #Pulp #ThisIsHardcore pic.twitter.com/KUxlONFLTu— Pip (@pipmadeley) March 10, 2019
“The Prime Minister is a woman of her word” says Jeremy Hunt of the woman who said there wouldn’t be a snap election then had one, who promised to house Grenfell survivors then didn’t, who promised to help the Windrush generation then didn't, etc etc #marr— David Schneider (@davidschneider) March 10, 2019
— Pip (@pipmadeley) March 11, 2019
Just realised that whatever version of MS Word I have can recognise the spelling of Tatooine, Naboo and Coruscant, but not Gallifrey.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 12, 2019
It's discrimination.#LotsOfPlanetsHaveAWorth pic.twitter.com/LRyT45irx6
Have you seen parliament? https://t.co/xG61wFtHxO— Lisa Holdsworth (@WorksWithWords) March 13, 2019
— David Stokes (@scottywrotem) March 13, 2019
I do appreciate both the inclusion of Cromwell in the Penguin Monarchs series and that he is carefully off-brand... pic.twitter.com/HfQFHne6Hq— Dr Matthew Kilburn (@Matthew_Kilburn) March 13, 2019
For the recording of our final Dad’s Army on Friday our designer Howard has to rush up to Angels to get me a civilian Mr Mainwaring jacket. He grabbed the first one that he thought would fit. When we looked in the pocket... look who’s the last person it was rented to... pic.twitter.com/Gugb6Hbc92— Kevin McNally (@exkevinmcnally) March 13, 2019
I wrote this to part you from your cash... #RedNoseDay2019 https://t.co/tJhLsKtS0J— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 15, 2019
This still blows my mind. pic.twitter.com/rzoRYCUXEz— Nigel Auchterlounie (@spleenal) March 16, 2019
Actually, I think you’ll find it’s the 4.5 million kids in poverty, record levels of homelessness, soaring food bank use, nearly 600 rough sleepers dying on the streets last year etc etc that’s the TV ad for Corbyn. pic.twitter.com/7ny6LahMDu— David Schneider (@davidschneider) March 16, 2019
The propagandist's purpose is to make one set of people forget that certain other sets of people are human. ALDOUS HUXLEY— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) March 18, 2019
According to @Barclaycard women can never be Doctors.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 23, 2019
This is like the Jodie Whittaker backlash all over again. pic.twitter.com/RjV7TVa6Wr
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 23, 2019
Let’s do this pic.twitter.com/52fAgnZdWx— emma jacobs (@emmavj) March 24, 2019
Who wore it better? pic.twitter.com/cbcDs3xHLm— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 26, 2019
For a moment there I could have sworn this said "Back Crack And Sack Me" 😶 pic.twitter.com/x5VMiB2cB3— Pip (@pipmadeley) March 26, 2019
If you haven't seen #ThreeIdenticalStrangers, I recommend you drop everything and watch it before it disappears from @All4 in the next couple of days. It's absolutely fascinating https://t.co/oAkAdxx6gc— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 27, 2019
Tuesday, 26 November 2019
Twitter Twatter #67
#DoctorWho Behind The Scenes: @BarnabyEdwards performs 'The Dying Swan' inside a Dalek casing on the set of Asylum Of The Daleks (2012), while everyone else pretends not to notice. pic.twitter.com/FkbxPbIXBJ— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) February 2, 2019
Pretty sure that DeForest Kelley was probably the coolest man to have ever lived. pic.twitter.com/2l89naTGiK— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) February 3, 2019
I wrote this about time loops for @HeroCollector_ https://t.co/J7ok6vhzmK pic.twitter.com/Tf9TaAFSmA— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) February 4, 2019
A KAKISTOCRACY is a state or country run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous people.— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) February 5, 2019
Saturday was Groundhog Day... AGAIN! David Black gets caught up in his own sci-fi time loop: https://t.co/wiAZjf21rM— Will Potter (@Hero_Collector) February 4, 2019
Your daily reminder that the insulin I’ve used for 23 years, Humalog, has gone from $21 a vial to $278 a vial with no changes to the insulin or even the packaging. That’s a 1200% increase on a hormone every human requires to live, but my body can’t make. I die in 48 hours w/o it— Laura Marston (@Kidfears99) February 6, 2019
Train stuck at Cockfosters owing to giant woman in tunnel. I wouldn't mind but this is the third time in a month. Yet again the staff chase her into the darkness with a big net but she vanishes. pic.twitter.com/woJu0jTNIp— Julian Dutton, touring UK as John Le Mesurier (@JulianDutton1) February 17, 2019
I mean, fucking hell, WHAT A JOKE. pic.twitter.com/haXdTNpWAn— 🎃John Rain CBE🎃 (@MrKenShabby) February 24, 2019
Wednesday, 20 November 2019
Twitter Twatter #66
Happy New Year to you all... pic.twitter.com/gN8P8LCE5Q— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 1, 2019
So now that it's 2019, I'm really looking forward to finally getting my hands on one of these... pic.twitter.com/S0n6K6FMRo— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 1, 2019
Nude chocolate finger. https://t.co/B4KfpYD7RV— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 1, 2019
Got my days wrong and ended up alone in a room with my boss and the President of Ireland while I was on ketamine. https://t.co/gSjPY8WjKL— Séamas It Ever Was (@shockproofbeats) May 3, 2018
Time for Astrid to renew her registration #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/1etB1tjOXd— Kieran Highman (@The66Ramblers) December 30, 2018
Currently reading @CaptainAmerica. He's had better days... pic.twitter.com/CNbmM0PtLc— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 1, 2019
A reminder that we’re now in the Dollhouse post-apocalypse pic.twitter.com/SzSp6xUuF8— Whedonesque (@whedonesque) January 1, 2019
Is #DoctorWhoreSolution really the best hashtag they could come up with?— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 2, 2019
We’ve just about finished cleaning up the mess from the Dalek attack last night, but we’re happy to confirm GCHQ is still at full operational capability #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/cTtmgad4oc— GCHQ (@GCHQ) January 2, 2019
— Eyes On Cinema (@RealEOC) January 1, 2019
“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'”— Ray E. Boomhower (@RayBoomhower) January 2, 2019
Isaac Asimov, born on this day in 1920 pic.twitter.com/m3utGmVHLW
Can I advise you, if you haven’t already done so, to register to vote? There’s going to be a referendum or general election soon, and you’ll only kick yourself if you don’t.— Armando Iannucci (@Aiannucci) December 4, 2018
Watching @BBCStoryville's Waco: Madman Or Messiah? And I was very surprised to see David Koresh cosplaying as the Thirteenth #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/cNvJFRuSdA— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 3, 2019
Freelancing: A play in 5 acts.— Rachel Cunliffe (@RMCunliffe) January 3, 2019
Act 1: Here's my invoice, let me know if you need anything else.
Act 2: Four+ weeks of silence.
Act 3: Friendly reminder.
Act 4: "We can't pay you until you fill in this form we never told you about with 20 ambiguous fields."
Act 5: Waiting game.
97 Lovers https://t.co/oxwpoOfsfy— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 6, 2019
I'll see your favourite superhero and raise you a... pic.twitter.com/PrT6ferps7— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 11, 2019
Kudos to the Politics Live caption writer.#PoliticsLive pic.twitter.com/8Qkh7KFYIu— Dan M (@SirArthurIndeed) January 11, 2019
When a group of hermit crabs find a vacant shell, they form a queue from smallest to largest. When they find the crab that fits into the vacant shell, each subsequent crab moves up one size.— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) January 13, 2019
— Whedonesque (@whedonesque) January 15, 2019
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 18, 2019
The bluray reviews are in and it turns out the DVD releases are magnificent... https://t.co/qCwIwavcyV— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 18, 2019
I will kill again. pic.twitter.com/4iPp8uxAyF— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 18, 2019
To be fair to the guy, he did always say he was going to "lie in front of a bulldozer."— Tom Peck (@tompeck) January 18, 2019
And now he has, for forty straight minutes. pic.twitter.com/07mcrTDJDH
'It's equivalent to a single going into the charts at number 19' 💿— BBC Radio 5 Live (@bbc5live) January 16, 2019
Jarvis Cocker tells @adamfleming that the 52-48 Brexit referendum result was not a 'hit'
*NEW* #Brexitcast 🎙️🎧 https://t.co/JMncVLtTXg pic.twitter.com/uwuG0WH6t8
Adolf Hitler's gran was Maria Schicklgruber. She registered his father with her surname. Age 39, he tried to take his presumed father's surname Hiedler, which somehow became Hitler. Would millions of people have put their trust in a man called Adolf Schicklgruber? https://t.co/l8bZsoJAux— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 19, 2019
@willwilkinson Furthermore, does that make the parish priest in Döllersheim who amended the records the cause of more bloodshed than he could ever have imagined?— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 19, 2019
A quiet word in his shell-like from a passing time traveler and the whole thing could have been avoided.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 19, 2019
The preparations for Brexit are reportedly costing UK tax payers £1.7 trillion, so versus the cost of EU membership at £350 million per week means that leaving the EU could pay off in as little as 93 years... pic.twitter.com/nUtOTaAAAM— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 20, 2019
The Good Friday Agreement, which ended centuries of violence, was voted for in a referendum WHERE THEY GOT TO SEE THE DEAL FIRST, by 71.1% in Northern Ireland (94.4% in ROI).— Femi (@Femi_Sorry) January 20, 2019
You want to undermine it for a 51.9% blind vote and a deal everyone hates?https://t.co/MjWcwXGKoG
Do you think there's a handbook for new bands that says if they're struggling for inspiration for their album cover a black & white photo of the band (preferably in front of a brick wall) set under the band logo will give them the arty/serious look they crave?#Elastica #Elastica pic.twitter.com/G6ejHj8XGl— Albumcoversdrawnrealbad (@albumsdrawnbad) December 27, 2018
Last night it finally happened...I dreamt about drawing album covers. And in my dream I drew this, which will hopefully bring back memories of doing jigsaws for @ChrisHelme, @Mark_Heaney, @AWatts_Music and the other Seahorses I can't find on twitter#TheSeahorses #DoItYourself pic.twitter.com/ei8jvs70sJ— Albumcoversdrawnrealbad (@albumsdrawnbad) November 29, 2018
Famously @gorillaz had to change the song title from "It's There" to "Dare" as @ShaunryderX couldn't enunciate the word 'There' clearly enough. Which makes me wonder if he calls the album "De Mondays", thinking it's a tribute to his first band#Gorillaz #DemonDays pic.twitter.com/f3wGQnFRTo— Albumcoversdrawnrealbad (@albumsdrawnbad) November 19, 2018
What's this I hear you ask? Why, it's your new least favourite drawing of your new favourite band... @thehives. Hate to say I told you so but this was never going to end well...#TheHives #YourNewFavouriteBand #AlbumCoversDrawnRealBad pic.twitter.com/veDZ4VtaBe— Albumcoversdrawnrealbad (@albumsdrawnbad) November 13, 2018
Canute Burnt Oak https://t.co/w7OUOQpOSk— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 22, 2019
Help. I can't stop reading this. pic.twitter.com/VtjVsT167J— Boo Beel (@tomservo10) January 23, 2019
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 25, 2019
10 year challenge?@Markgatiss pic.twitter.com/5vvyMEX4Cb— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 26, 2019
My favourite tale of this cover from @manics is the friend who decided the space between the brackets was left empty so the album's owner's could write their name there. So he did. @seanmooremanic was that the thinking behind the design?#ManicStreetPreachers #EverythingMustGo pic.twitter.com/HRHRQld9s5— Albumcoversdrawnrealbad (@albumsdrawnbad) January 31, 2019
Guys, I think I found my favourite object on display in @sciencemuseum! pic.twitter.com/woaefr5eAb— Glyn Morgan (@GR_Morgan) January 30, 2019
Sunday, 17 November 2019
AK-27
In 2007, I took part in the New Factory of the Eccentric Actor's production of AK-27. The play concerned the 1927 visit to Mexico by Russian revolutionary, Alexandra Kollontai. Hence the name. Kollontai was only the third woman to serve as a diplomat in modern times. She was made Chargé d'affaires, a diplomat who runs an embassy but is not a formal ambassador, to Mexico. Alexandra was payed by Penny Dimond, who had made something of a career of playing her in a number of plays sets at different stages throughout her life.
Here's the flyer:
I played her son, Mikhail Alekseevich Domontovich, known throughout as Mischa. Due to the nature of her work, she was a largely absent figure during his childhood and he was raised mostly by his grandparents. Later, during the First World War, she used her position to help him avoid conscription. In 1927, Mischa was aged 33, while I was a sprightly 26.
This was the first New Factory production that I took part in at the Torriano Meeting House. Previously, I had only known it as a rehearsal space. It's a small venue which New Factory shows manage to cram with people testing the fire regulations to their limits. During one of these 'standing room only' performances I was waiting outside for my entrance through the front door, when Jeremy Corbyn showed up to see a huddle of people trying to watch the show through the window. Someone offered to get him in, but he refused to jump the queue. It was a brief conversation, but I was very impressed with his demeanour and principled reaction.
Tuesday, 12 November 2019
Twitter Twatter #65
Which former companion would you like to see the 13th Doctor reunited with?
— Gemma Arrowsmith (@mmaarrow) December 1, 2018
For me, it’s 100% Jamie. #doctorwho @bbcdoctorwho pic.twitter.com/yPldaBUFui
Worth it, just to hear her say Grandmother without batting an eyelid.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) December 1, 2018
Boys from the dwarf when we were just boys and before we met that pesky Robot or is that Robert? pic.twitter.com/fpocIEk81I
— Craig Charles (@CCfunkandsoul) December 1, 2018
@uppityfabulous https://t.co/6rxTyouxRE
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) December 2, 2018
Our taxes are at the OECD average. Cutting them would help staggeringly wealthy hedge fund owners like @Jacob_Rees_Mogg. But what public services would you cut, Jacob? https://t.co/5swCBO91Sc
— Jo Maugham QC (@JolyonMaugham) December 2, 2018
The one that celebrates the birth of the middle-eastern child of a homeless teenage mother (likely chastised by the Julia Hartley-Brewers of the day) presumably. https://t.co/Q3FkpMrcfF
— Matt Thomas #JC4PM (@Trickyjabs) December 1, 2018
Top 5 TV in no order...#DoctorWho#RedDwarf#StarTrek #DS9#Futurama#TheLeagueOfGentlemen
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) December 2, 2018
Letraset Action Transfers. Make your own adventures with all the thrills and spills of, erm, the San Francisco Earthquake (death toll: 3,000). pic.twitter.com/PfVbu4cht1
— Scarred for Life (@ScarredForLife2) December 3, 2018
@PipMadeley #doctorwhogifsthatneededtoexist Please the internet needs a gif of the frog's 'hand' gesture to expel the Doctor from the white void in It Takes You Away. Thank you please.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) December 3, 2018
#DoctorWhoGIFsThatNeededToExist #DoctorWho Requested by @Davetweetedthis 😄 pic.twitter.com/n1dRVr2IkO
— Pip (@pipmadeley) December 3, 2018
Thank you @pipmadeley, you've made my day.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) December 4, 2018
Agreed.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) December 4, 2018
Sadly, The Twat Invasion Of Earth was a complete success.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) December 4, 2018
What did you do during Brexit, Dad? pic.twitter.com/xnnfWLEtjw
— Brian Spancock (@BrianSpanner1) December 4, 2018
The Doctor's scarf is getting a lot of attention, but what about Graham's superb neckwear?#Scarfgate #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/bqw3ahRKKi
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) December 5, 2018
The Doctor's scarf is getting a lot of attention, but what about Graham's superb neckwear?#Scarfgate #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/bqw3ahRKKi
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) December 5, 2018
Elspeth Dudgeon undergoes an astonishing transformation (with the aid of special makeup and camera filters) in SH! THE OCTOPUS (1937). pic.twitter.com/Y4A1TXvG3q
— 🎃 The Nightmare Diva 🎃 (@NitrateDiva) December 5, 2018
In Denmark, ‘Charlie and the Chocolate Factory’ is known as ‘The Boy Who Drowned in Chocolate Sauce’.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) December 6, 2018
When a Physicist gets bored !!! pic.twitter.com/dzCqaFBVgd
— Physics & Astronomy Zone (@ZonePhysics) December 7, 2018
Arsonist who burnt house to the ground offers thimble of water. #IDS #foodbank pic.twitter.com/4bQTWxws9S
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) December 7, 2018
I bet you've never seen Oxford Council and Superted in the same room... pic.twitter.com/lh9uUhB6Lq
— Matt Singh (@MattSingh_) December 7, 2018
So, that's why @Daredevil was cancelled... pic.twitter.com/fNjsw0n8m1
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) December 7, 2018
Three.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) December 7, 2018
The Androids Of Tara #SeduceMeIn4Words
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) December 8, 2018
Just watched #Spindoe and am struck by how magnificent Richard Hurndall is in it. Always enjoyed his performance in The Five Doctors & feel he's been judged unfairly. Recently #DoctorWho fans mostly just bitch about the pineapple eating & compare him unfavourably to David Bradley pic.twitter.com/uVsLcNZUmO
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) December 8, 2018
Not a pineapple in sight.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) December 8, 2018
All I want in 2020 is a story set on the planet Vulcan #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/WODPMtA7iY
— Kieran Highman (@The66Ramblers) December 9, 2018
This government comprises some of the most shape-shifting, self-serving, intellectually and morally bankrupt bunch of sad sacks in history. It has contempt for the law, for due process, for anything that resembles good governance.
— Sue Perkins (@sueperkins) December 10, 2018
No confidence. Now.
After participating in the humiliating spectacle that was the Doctor Who Live Party, she severed all links forever!
— Phil Newman 🌈🎭♎ (@philnewmandsign) December 10, 2018
It was the worst gin and tonic she ever had.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) December 11, 2018
It is the 330th anniversary of James II tossing the Great Seal into the Thames, without which he believed no Act of Parliament could be validated, an example of a British political leader under attack attempting to delay the inevitable by stalling the political process. pic.twitter.com/lzA6IAYsCx
— Richard Coles (@RevRichardColes) December 11, 2018
Hang on pic.twitter.com/yWG7LLHBYv
— Callum May (@callummay) December 11, 2018
Next Tory leader, latest odds:
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) December 11, 2018
The one who lied on a bus 6-1
The one who lied about impact assessments 8-1
The one who lied to Parliament and resigned 10-1
The one who lied and didn’t resign 15-1
The one who destroyed the NHS 20-1
The one who didn’t know we were an island 8-1
Listen, Tories. You had a vote on Theresa May in 2016. How dare you ask for a second vote just because now you can see how shit everything is and her promises were lies? She won. That’s democracy, get over it!#peoplesvote
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) December 12, 2018
Are they doing Hitler salutes?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) December 12, 2018
Are there any nineties Christmas songs?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) December 14, 2018
Big Finish to the rescue...
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) December 17, 2018
Looks like the Prague metro was designed by Daleks pic.twitter.com/zRvWsGS60T
— Doctor Who Cover Story (@dwcoverstory) December 16, 2018
The little girl in Battle that says "Lawgivah!"
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) December 18, 2018
But is it canon?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) December 18, 2018
Yes, yes it is. https://t.co/3KHvD8CqVG
Jarvis Cocker was born to dance to the theme tune from The Professionals. pic.twitter.com/li1HOw36jS
— CuriousBritishTelly (@CuriousUkTelly) December 20, 2018
My week expressed through the medium of #DoctorWho title cards... pic.twitter.com/pqJgPdc7L1
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) December 22, 2018
1) The Romans
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) December 23, 2018
2) The War Games
3) Frontier In Space
4) The Deadly Assassin
5) Kinda
6) The Two Doctors
7) The Curse Of Fenric
8) The Cannibalists
War) The Day Of The Doctor
9) The Long Game
10) The Girl In The Fireplace
11) The God Complex
12) Listen
13) Rosa https://t.co/tIC6n7SbXH
Buster Keaton in The Bell Boy (1918) pic.twitter.com/AYKlHJ8lps
— Silent Movie GIFs (@silentmoviegifs) December 22, 2018
The disconnect between canon Jesus and fandom Jesus is still so funny to me
— Totally (@the_ena_da) December 14, 2018
Canon Jesus: anti establishment, anti-capitalist, will wash a sex-worker’s feet he dgaf
Fandom Jesus: cries every time someone gets an abortion, gun advocate, will stab a gay man in the throat
I cannot believe that we as a country would convince ourselves of a problem that doesn’t really exist and then take wildly disproportionate and damaging action on a completely false prospectus. https://t.co/ENVJxUUR9X
— The Secret Barrister (@BarristerSecret) December 23, 2018
Forget Optimus Prime, Buzz Lightyear & Furbies, kids love #Brexit. They love being poorer, hospitals with no staff, empty medicine cabinets, blue passports, loss of freedom of movement before they could use it.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) December 24, 2018
It's exciting.
Give the gift of @Theresa_May this Christmas pic.twitter.com/7Y8dzwJHHt
Jacob Rees-Mogg IS Arnold Rimmer. 😄 pic.twitter.com/C5bsgORTKw
— Pip (@pipmadeley) December 24, 2018
"I made a conscious decision because of Stevie Wonder to not be superstitious."
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) December 27, 2018
Matt Goss, 2017
Do yourself a favour and watch this documentary about #Bros. It's unintentionally funnier than #ThisIsSpinalTap. The funniest thing on TV over Christmas. https://t.co/6dY5pMKgLW
Who would win in a fight, Anthony Ainley or Leon Ny Taiy? pic.twitter.com/9nxu5wZJlf
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) December 29, 2018