Flight? It's all done with ladders... http://t.co/KvILsMGwr9
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) June 1, 2014
It would be a while before I saw Pulp: A Film About Life, Death & Supermarkets, but thankfully it would not disappoint:
Terry is the unofficial star of @PulpTheFilm help us find him in time for the premiere #findterry pic.twitter.com/iGSvVjTqbt
— Pulp The Film (@PulpTheFilm) June 6, 2014"Iwannamake a movie, so let's star in it together." Incredibly jealous of everyone seeing #PulpTheFilm today.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) June 7, 2014RT @TheJoeHarland: Hammersmith Broadway pays respects. R I P Richie. pic.twitter.com/Yy0pxjJxUW
— Jason Arnopp(@JasonArnopp) June 10, 2014pic.twitter.com/6zq0UEczpB
— jock (@jock4twenty) June 10, 2014pic.twitter.com/BKFqsAyv4H
— jock (@jock4twenty) June 10, 2014On the 12th and 13th of June 2014, to tie in with the beginning of the Football World Cup, a free issue of Rupert Murdoch agenda organ The Sun was distributed by the Royal Mail to 22 million homes in England. It was offensive, racist, jingoistic and apparently illegal:
A lot of people are very angry about receiving a free copy of The Sun , I've decided to treat it as a sociological experiment. #FreeSun
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) June 13, 2014
Things learned from #FreeSun's front page: The Queen is massive
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) June 13, 2014Things learned from #FreeSun's front page: Nigel Farragelooks as though he’s going to sneeze into his pint.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) June 13, 2014Things learned from #FreeSun's front page: Harry Potter is tickling Craig Charles’ chin with his broomstick.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) June 13, 2014Things learned from #FreeSun's front page: Amir Khan looks like he’s going to punch Elton John in the back of the head.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) June 13, 2014Things learned from #FreeSun's front page: Also I’ll bet Ellie Simmonds considers herself Welsh.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) June 13, 2014Things I learned from the #FreeSun: Page 2 – When asked, Are You Proud To Be English?, 10% of Sun readers answered “Don’t Know”
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) June 13, 2014Things learned from #FreeSun:#Page3 dropped in favour of piece stating Kelly Brook has “breasts offering what a poet called pneumatic bliss”
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) June 13, 2014Things learned from #FreeSun: Did James Corden know you were going to paint the England flag across his face?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) June 13, 2014
Learned from #FreeSun: Xenophobia like charity begins at home & I quote “Who Do We Hate? France. Argentina. Germany. Uruguay. France Again.”
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) June 13, 2014Learned from #FreeSun:Tony Parsons ignores Chinese & Ancient Greek for piece headlined “No one else on the planet comes close to our genius”
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) June 13, 2014Learned from #FreeSun: mock ups of front pages from “our proud history” are joined by three real front pages, Hillsborough goes unmentioned.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) June 13, 2014
Learned from #FreeSun:@TheAlexJames shares pulpit with JeremyClarkson& KatieHopkins. Alex, it'd be difficult for you to disappoint me more
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) June 13, 2014Appalled by #FreeSun:RodLiddlesays“Obviously, the best thing about being English is not being French. Or Belgian. Can you imagine that?..."
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) June 13, 2014Appalled by #FreeSun:RodLiddlecontinues "Wakingup every morning to the realisation that you’re Belgian? You’d go out of your mind…"
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) June 13, 2014Appalled by #FreeSun:RodLiddleends "…you’d start self-harming…OK, I jest – a bit.” So, that's Rod Liddlebeing racist for you.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) June 13, 2014Things learned from #FreeSun: There are 50 great things to do in England including “hum the famous film tune at the DambustersMemorial”
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) June 13, 2014Learned from #FreeSun: 50 great things to do in England includes “hold a barbecue in weather that could be described as “drizzly”, at best”
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) June 13, 2014Learned from #FreeSun: 50 great things to do in England includes “take pride in Gotham, Notts– namesake of Batman’s home city”.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) June 13, 2014*includes*Learned from #FreeSun:66 English footballers/“proud football history” alongside AlanShearer’s dream team which includes just 1 English player
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) June 13, 2014Things I learned from the #FreeSun: Final thoughts - The case for Scotland's independence just got better. Get out while you can.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) June 13, 2014
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