Friday, 1 January 2021

My Predictions For 2021...

For the last five years, I have produced a quintet of flawless predictions on New Years' Day of the year ahead. Here's five more for 2021...

  • The Carmarthenshire village of Bancyfelin will inexplicably win Miss Universe.

  • Lego Bricks will replace all world currency.

  • To lower costs, the alphabet will be reduced to twenty-fie letters.

  • Punctuation will be taxed.

  • Society will be reorganised as a millinocracy: the larger your hat, the more important you are. Doorways will need to be raised, neck strengthening exercises will be vital, car sunroofs will require widening.

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