Thursday, 8 June 2017
Don't Vote Tory
There's a general election today.
Friedrich Schiller said "Every people gets the government it deserves."
Don't you deserve better than this?
This election genuinely feels like your last chance not to screw this up for everyone. Last chance for the NHS, last chance for anything previously enshrined in European Union law, last chance for education, last chance to see an end to tax beaks for the rich, last chance for the environment.
Two years ago, I merely encouraged people to vote, but as the result showed the electorate got it wrong. This time, I am imploring you: please don't vote Tory.
Don't vote Tory if you are now, have ever been or have ever met a child, an employee, a patient, a parent, a school pupil, a tenant, a pensioner, a student, a citizen, a policeman, a nurse, a paramedic, a policewoman, a teacher, a carer, a firefighter, a prison guard, a doctor, anyone who needs to use a foodbank, anyone in the Army, anyone in the Navy, anyone in the RAF, anyone with a disability, anyone with a learning difficulty, anyone with a mental illness, anyone who is homeless, etc.
The Conservatives have shown they can't be trusted with the NHS, they can't be trusted with education, they can't be trusted with national security, they can't be trusted with social care. It's not possible to live in Britain today and not see or hear what they have done with seven years of austerity. Austerity is a choice.
Knowing what you know, a vote for Tories makes you complicit. Complicit in the extra deaths their health policies will cause, complicit in supersize classes, complicit every time you hear of someone dropping dead soon after being deemed fit for work, complicit with everything this squalid regime gets away with.
I don't care who you do vote for. Just don't vote Tory.
They don't deserve you and you certainly don't deserve them.
#DontVoteTory
Tuesday, 6 June 2017
Twitter Twatter #44
This largely consists of my wife and I tweeting our way through the pre-election debate and non-debates over the course of the last three days of the month:
What have elephants done to deserve the end of the ban on ivory sales? #AskMay— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
When you quote sums of money, do you not understand inflation? #AskMay— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
How can you claim to be spending record amounts of money, but none of our institutions have any? Where did our money go? #AskMay— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
Are you corrupt or just incompetant? #AskMay— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
What've you got against employees, children, patients, parents, pensioners, students, police, nurses, paramedics, teachers, carers? #AskMay— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
Have you ever answered a question? #AskMay— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
Don't we deserve to know where the dementia tax cap will fall before election day? #AskMay— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
Do you still use Windows XP? #AskMay— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
Would we have needed the army on our streets to bolster police had you not cut the police to the bone making our streets less safe? #AskMay— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
Why did you lock Cornish journalists in a cupboard? #AskMay— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
Isn't pushing back the target for eliminating the deficit by 11 years whilst presiding over a collapse of public services a failure? #AskMay— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
If winter fuel allowance is to be means-tested, where will the cutoff point be? #AskMay— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
How much breakfast does 7p buy you? #AskMay— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
How can you be so certain that @jeremycorbyn's plan won't work, when yours isn't even costed? #AskMay— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
Are you trying to deliver the reduction of immigration to tens of thousands by making the UK uninhabitable for the rest of us? #AskMay— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
What was it about meeting @RupertMurdoch that led to you wanting to drop Leveson Part 2? #AskMay— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
Tweet along your thoughts on tonight's TV debate and show your support for #votelabour #BattleForNumber10— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) 29 May 2017
— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) 29 May 2017
Good to see a politician actually explaining the decisions made and treating us like adults #votelabour #BattleForNumber10— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) 29 May 2017
— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) 29 May 2017
EXCELLENT to hear @jeremycorbyn getting in his passion for lifelong education! #VoteLabour #BattleForNumber10— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) 29 May 2017
Will be interesting to see if Paxo manages to remain impartial despite his personal conservative support tonight #BattleForNumber10— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) 29 May 2017
Has Jeremy Paxman ever interrogated a politician about their beliefs before? And will he after the break? #BattleForNumber10 @jeremycorbyn— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
Turns out @JeremyCorbyn wasn't wrong about the Falklands #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@jeremyCorbyn referred to school fee complainer on backrow as his 'friend', so we can assume Hammas weren't really either #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
Seriously, save the NHS as this is the alternative #votelabour @jeremycorbyn for PM #BattleForNumber10 https://t.co/hSjHUbhAxp— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) 29 May 2017
Does Paxo even know what a manifesto is? It doesn't include everything that @jeremycorbyn believes - he isn't a dictator!#BattleForNumber10— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) 29 May 2017
Paxo been out of the game for too long he's forgotten that an interview only works if you allow an interviewee to answer #BattleForNumber10— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) 29 May 2017
If Corbyn gets through this without punching Paxman clean in the tits, he's more than fit to enter Brexit negotiations. #BattleForNumber10— Alice Lidl (@AliceLidl23) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay fails to answer first question #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay proves you can't put your trust in bricks and mortar under her leadership. Where is the cap going to be? #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay fails to answer second question #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay makes us envy those that live in Scotland #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay didn't correct the gentleman using the phrase #DementiaTax, official name then #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay fails to answer third question #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay pauses for appaluse before realising it's not for her #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay fails to answer fourth question #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@JeremyCorbyn didn't get heckled #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay says education cuts aren't "just about funding" but it doesn't mean that it isn't about funding at all #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay fails to answer fifth question #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay says Brexit negotiations begin 11 days after election, implying she should carry on as she's already in situ #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay fails to answer sixth question #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay attempts to look a Nurse in the eye and tell her her job #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay fails to answer seventh question #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay fails to answer seventh question #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay bloody difficult to get a straight answer out of #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
May on the back-foot here with policing question - keeps saying 'crime is changing' like that excuses it #votelabour #BattleForNumber10— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) 29 May 2017
Well what is the cap on the dementia tax, Mrs. May? You aren't going to tell them, are you? #VoteLabour #BattleForNumber10— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) 29 May 2017
Cannot believe May claims more funding into schools - with such massive cuts to some of the most needy #VoteLabour #BattleForNumber10— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) 29 May 2017
Good to see @faisalislam pulling May back on to the question - and hear the audience who know they're being fed claptrap! #BattleForNumber10— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) 29 May 2017
Great to hear an incredulous audience reaction in response to May's nonsense on education #votelabour #BattleForNumber10— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) 29 May 2017
Good to see May have to actually face an NHS frontliner and hear the reality of its decimation #votelabour #BattleForNumber10— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) 29 May 2017
Interesting to see the words 'gain their trust' catch in May's throat... even she knows how unlikely it is! #votelabour #BattleForNumber10— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay fails to answer eighth question #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay Brexit means Brexit means Brexit but I will not explain what that means #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay fails to answer ninth question #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay inheritance tax versus dementia tax still means the better off can remain so #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay fails to answer tenth question #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay acknowledges some u-turns and not others #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay fails to answer eleventh question #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay presumably wants to "destabilise the country" #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay fails to answer twelfth question #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay can't defend her record as Home Secretary, although immigration is the least of her crimes #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay fails to answer thirteenth question #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay talks of skilling up Brits, but refuses to fund education sufficiently. You can't have both #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay fails to answer fourteenth question #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay surely no deal is a bad deal #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay fails to answer fifteenth question #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay just talks in soundbites #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@TheresaMay gets a one man standing ovation, is that worse than not getting one at all? #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
Paxo is being ineffectual across the board - although May seems to be getting to finish her answers #VoteLabour #BattleForNumber10— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) 29 May 2017
The choice at this election is between @Conservatives who will deliver for the few & Labour who will deliver #ForTheMany. #BattleForNumber10 pic.twitter.com/nnsKNrehwB— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) 29 May 2017
How will we 'skill people up to do jobs' when you have decimated further and higher education, Mrs May? #VoteLabour #BattleForNumber10— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) 29 May 2017
May determined 'no deal is better than a bad deal' on Brexit - when no-one even knows what this means #VoteLabour #BattleForNumber10— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) 29 May 2017
Nice to hear May is 'optimistic' about Brexit - may be on her own there like the lone man who gave her a standing ovation #BattleForNumber10— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) 29 May 2017
@Theresa_May promises that the sky will not fall in, is that in the manifesto? #BattleForNumber10— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
@rustyrockets laugh out loud pic.twitter.com/3ABqtAfynQ— Simon Bate (@simonpbate) 29 May 2017
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017
Well, at least there is one Jeremy that @Theresa_May isn't too scared to debate #BattleForNumber10— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) 29 May 2017
My mate Maurice found his old donor card from the 1980's.— The real Craig Smith (@CraigAllanSmith) 29 May 2017
Absolute belter pic.twitter.com/8XVFBoLUuB
The UK 'Taking Back Control' pic.twitter.com/S8z3X6V6Ju— *Marie-Ann* (@MarieAnnUK) 28 May 2017
The average donation to the Tories is £60,000.— James McAsh (@mcash) 28 May 2017
The average donation to Lab is £22.
In whose interests do you think each party will govern?
I can't believe you saw the same show that I did, but I don't want to fall out over it so I've got you a present: https://t.co/tg2H6oV7j9— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 30 May 2017
Well it shouldn't. You need to spend the next ten days encouraging everyone else to do the same.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 30 May 2017
The British comics industry, 1979. pic.twitter.com/K3bNiFpcH8— Lawrence Miles (@Lawrence_Miles) 29 May 2017
I don't care how you voted.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 30 May 2017
We need to encourage people, especially the young people you work with, to vote.
When being insulted/attacked, Theresa May does the same tight smile as Rimmer from Red Dwarf— James Moran (@jamesmoran) 30 May 2017
"I'll explain later," he lied.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 30 May 2017
Labour can be attacked over remembering the costings of their policies because, unlike the Tories, they actually have costings.— Owen Jones (@OwenJones84) 30 May 2017
@theresa_may looks desperate in latest Broadcast. "Just 11 days so vote for me because I already know where the toilets are" #VoteLabour— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 30 May 2017
"Hi, I'm Colin Baker and welcome to Jackass!" #DoctorWho— Pip (@pipmadeley) 30 May 2017
More nonsense here: https://t.co/mcTN63PI4u pic.twitter.com/E63WD8vtnB
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 31 May 2017
For some bizarre reason, @Theresa_May wants you to think about @JeremyCorbyn naked.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 31 May 2017
Paul Nuttall claims @JeremyCorbyn would take us back to the seventies. Isn't that exactly what UKIP wanted all along? #BBCDebate— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 31 May 2017
Rudd's never played Monopoly, has she? How you trust her economic competence? #BBCDebate #VoteLabour— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 31 May 2017
Rudd's never played Monopoly, has she? How you trust her economic competence? #BBCDebate #VoteLabour— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 31 May 2017
Amber Rudd doesn't know how to play Monopoly #BBCDebate #votelabour— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) 31 May 2017
@jeremycorbyn clear on immigration again, despite being expected to come up with an imaginary figure #BBCDebate #votelabour— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) 31 May 2017
Labour will roll out 30 hours of free childcare a week to all 2-4 year olds to give all our children the best possible start in life. pic.twitter.com/1uOhjAkKdB— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) 30 May 2017
— Mark Davis (@33MarkD) 31 May 2017
@LeanneWoodwants to know why @WelshLabour haven't enacted manifesto promises? Because top 5% don't pay enough tax yet #BBCDebate #VoteLabour— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 31 May 2017
Is Nuttall just spending all the time any woman is speaking saying 'She's not called Natalie' repeatedly in his head? #BBCDebate #votelabour— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) 31 May 2017
Good to see everyone getting the boot into Rudd - she's trying so hard to look like a grown-up #BBCDebate #votelabour— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) 31 May 2017
'Judge us on our record' - Rudd. Cue audience hilarity, appropriately #BBCDebate #VoteLabour— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) 31 May 2017
'We have to control our spending' - Rudd, on behalf of the party who've seen the national debt spiral out of control #BBCDebate #VoteLabour— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) 31 May 2017
Might need a gif of Amber Rudd's unhappy, blinking face when the audience laughed at her "Judge us on our economic record."— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) 31 May 2017
Amber Rudd "I'm gonna level with you". It's a bit late. #BBCDebate— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 31 May 2017
If Paul Nuttall's Prevent referral statistics are true, doesn't that mean Muslim population still batting well above its weight? #BBCDebate— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 31 May 2017
The BBC caption writers aren't taking any prisoners tonight. #BBCDebate pic.twitter.com/FYDCfUD6Q8— The Poke (@ThePoke) 31 May 2017
Good response from @jeremycorbyn on education - of course a Welsh council can't act on these policies - they are crippled by Tory cuts!— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) 31 May 2017
I'd never vote Lib Dem again, but Fallon is better tonight than I've seen him #BBCDebate #ToriesOut— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) 31 May 2017
Why would anyone believe UKIP on the NHS after Nuttall's desire for privatisation and the big red bus £350m bullsh #BBCDebate #VoteLabour— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) 31 May 2017
When ever Amber Rudd speaks at the #BBCDebate, can everyone reply to her with "can I please speak to your manager?"— David Morgan (@thisisdavid) 31 May 2017
Rudd claims they had to cut police budgets to ensure we 'lived within our means'. Yet... https://t.co/dbw5W2w7G3 #BBCDebate #VoteLabour— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) 31 May 2017
So weird that Theresa May is watching Amber Rudd doing this - presumably screaming "DON'T LOOK SO FUCKING GUILTY!" at the TV.— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) 31 May 2017
Absolutely nothing Amber Rudd has said has received the tiniest smattering of applause.— John Niven (@NivenJ1) 31 May 2017
Nuttall's comments risk making those who already feel segregated feel all the more distant, a known trigger to radicalisation #BBCDebate— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) 31 May 2017
Great to see someone pointing out that terrorists are not all Muslims to Nuttall the blinkered, racist idiot #BBCDebate #VoteLabour— Sarah Williams (@uppityfabulous) 31 May 2017
300,000 people elected me as leader of this party. #BBCDebate pic.twitter.com/nchwl2s7Ng
— Ronan Warde (@Ronan_G_Warde) 31 May 2017
.@Conservatives have barely any tweets on their manifesto policies, instead it reads like a drunk rant against Corbyn. #BBCDebate
— Amy (@thisisamy_) 31 May 2017
The lady's not for turning up. #bbcdebate
— Jeremy Corbyn for PM (@JeremyCorbyn4PM) 31 May 2017
"You don't call a general election and say it's the most important election in your lifetime and then don't show up to debate" #BBCDebate pic.twitter.com/P5MEgBbwju
— han 💫 (@hannahlouisep__) 31 May 2017
Paul Nuttall. #BBCDebate pic.twitter.com/7yo2jEyln0
— Political Partridge (@PoliticalAP) 31 May 2017
Seriously... if that was a Coalition of Chaos - I want it.
— Mike Galsworthy (@mikegalsworthy) 31 May 2017
That CoC just hit TM clear out of the park.
#BBCDebate
BREAKING: Theresa May sanctioned for not attending job interview #BBCdebate pic.twitter.com/DaiLtUIWDz
— Jennafer 🌹Small (@Jennafooj) 31 May 2017
Jeremy has gone straight out of the debate to meet and greet everyone hanging around outside. Tireless. #CorbynWins #BBCDebate pic.twitter.com/Ibrdt5ic4T
— Jeremy Corbyn for PM (@JeremyCorbyn4PM) 31 May 2017
Sunday, 4 June 2017
Twitter Twatter #43
Amazing display in local sweet shop. #summerisle pic.twitter.com/7NC3GqBHn5
— Reece Shearsmith (@ReeceShearsmith) 1 May 2017
Happy It's Becoming Clear Just How Screwed We Are With Theresa Mayday.https://t.co/JkciDCAkmw
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) 1 May 2017
Where's Theresa May's blindfold?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 1 May 2017
#DoctorWho - The Other Five Doctors, starring @4SylvesterMcCoy @4SylvesterMcCoy @4SylvesterMcCoy @4SylvesterMcCoy & @4SylvesterMcCoy pic.twitter.com/qYnlYseIeD
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 1 May 2017
Who knew @SirPatStew was in #BattlestarGalactica? pic.twitter.com/o1KU4b8gib
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 1 May 2017
#TOSSpineArt from UK re-release. Thanks to @StarTrekVHS, I can finally find out what it spelt out. Was not expecting Spock quote. pic.twitter.com/Uijg98D9NP
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 1 May 2017
Colostomy Explosion? #RDTEE
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 5 May 2017
“Your classic, middle England voter - they’re the difference between 48 and 52.” @Damonalbarn argues that Britain's young are being ignored pic.twitter.com/Kix6FP8VZ6
— Channel 4 News (@Channel4News) 5 May 2017
Horse racing millinery with an air of the #sixfacesofdelusion #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/Tzz5WSyRVD
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 7 May 2017
I love it that in France, 66% is a low turnout. That's brilliant.
— Paul_Cornell (@Paul_Cornell) 7 May 2017
Has anyone else noticed how Wales looks like a man in a hat pointing accusingly at Waterford? pic.twitter.com/VhdWfZW9kt
— Adam Leahy (@A_Leahy) 6 May 2017
#DrWho #ThePowerOfWords pic.twitter.com/mZE0quHqIW
— Lisa Lovebucket (@Lisa_Lovebucket) 20 April 2017
Work together to sack #JeremyHunt and Save the #NHS - https://t.co/l5YEu0GBE6
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 8 May 2017
Knock Knock and Keys of Marinus. Probably just coincidence #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/ZuYoDjrv4C
— Bob Johns (@BobJohns) 8 May 2017
UKIP's vote collapsed at #LE2017 & we made net gains across the UK. RT if you think the BBC should #InviteTheGreens! https://t.co/0QTiyR4Osp
— Green Party (@TheGreenParty) 8 May 2017
This is becoming ridiculous pic.twitter.com/FxoDB5gBvW
— Joe Dharampal-Hornby (@Joe_DH) 9 May 2017
A handy guide to help tell the difference between Shakara and Shakira. @2000AD @robbiegmorrison @henryflintZ @shakira pic.twitter.com/hp3Kkenhcf
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 10 May 2017
I just looked at a map of #Cumbria and now all I can see is an old lady in a mad hat desperately trying to ignore Ireland. pic.twitter.com/31RvuujixY
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 12 May 2017
ICYMI: My imaginary sequel to #Flatline. Gallifreyan papercraft, anyone? https://t.co/DxhihdvnV4 @dwcoverstory @DWComicArt @doctorwhocovers pic.twitter.com/kzHPPgvlRW
— Iain Clark (@iainjclark) 7 May 2017
Where is @Jeremy_Hunt in light of #NHSCyberAttack caused by chronic NHS underfunding forcing Windows XP reliance? #whereisjeremyhunt?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 13 May 2017
@BBCNewsnight @johnsweeneyroar was so keen to track down @andrealeadsom & @angelaleadsom, will he search for @Jeremy_Hunt #whereisJeremyHunt
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 13 May 2017
British people every time Americans get excited about something Loui$e Men$ch has said: pic.twitter.com/6g7IETCZtS
— James Henry (@james_blue_cat) 14 May 2017
We're watching Dr Who on French Netflix. I'm enjoying the alternative titles. 'The Hysterical Woman in the Strange Skylight' @Markgatiss pic.twitter.com/GDpiqDsODD
— Gary Gillatt (@Gary_Gillatt) 15 May 2017
“The fat cats keep the money and us lot get nothing” – Theresa May is confronted by Cathy, who has learning difficulties, in Abingdon Market pic.twitter.com/Mk3oEltD5R
— 5News (@5_News) 15 May 2017
I don't think I want to know the story behind this photo of Peter Davison from The Five Doctors in case it's a disappointment. #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/yN43PDDUt2
— Clayton Hickman (@claytonhickman) 14 May 2017
News Quiz called a bus of young Conservatives a sort of bell end trojan horse. :)
— Rob Williams (@Robwilliams71) 15 May 2017
Remember that time in #JudgeDredd when they elected an orangutan mayor & we all laughed at the hilarious satire? Happy days… pic.twitter.com/qC81jXWskQ
— Jim Campbell (@CampbellLetters) 16 May 2017
Apparently, people struggle to pronounce Steve Buscemi's name. It's 'Steve', to rhyme with 'weave'. I hope this helps. pic.twitter.com/cJpmghj4KZ
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 16 May 2017
Optimus Prime has fallen on hard times pic.twitter.com/JPDlwBJXC6
— Steve Drew 📚 (@elquesogrande1) 18 May 2017
Well, it's official: we have now seen more of @JulianAssange than the #Tory front bench...
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 19 May 2017
@Theresa_May knows just what to say to cheer me up... #JeremyCorbyn #VoteLabour #DontVoteTory https://t.co/gz4dsBH9cc
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 20 May 2017
#GE17 pic.twitter.com/cOTZ9YzDt4
— Jilly Ballantyne (@JillyBallantyne) 20 May 2017
Is someone you know thinking of voting Conservative?
— NHS Roadshow (@NHS_RoadShow) 21 May 2017
RT to help them outhttps://t.co/lAbl9KMsGi #votenhs #torymanifesto pic.twitter.com/bSBUZjdRgY
Comedy Nazi who can't even spell Manchester proposes the return of concentration camps and the gassing of millions of innocent people. pic.twitter.com/X82GB1IoAn
— Barnaby Edwards (@BarnabyEdwards) 23 May 2017
"We can react in anger. Or we can react by doing" - powerful interview with blood donor Ian in Manchester pic.twitter.com/SA02U3uYoK
— BBC Newsnight (@BBCNewsnight) 23 May 2017
Today, I was awakened by Birdsong.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 25 May 2017
It's a harrowing story.
(artist's impression)
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 25 May 2017
I've just been told 'gay marriage' is wrong because it's not mentioned in the Bible - this is on TWITTER by an AUSTRALIAN who loves TENNIS.
— Barnaby Edwards (@BarnabyEdwards) 26 May 2017
Tories appear to be basing their whole election campaign on a particularly brilliant episode of The Thick of It https://t.co/g1ru1IOzyJ
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) 27 May 2017
Does anyone remember when they watched "The Trial Of A Time Lord" on Gogglebox? #DoctorWho
— Pip (@pipmadeley) 28 May 2017
Part 2 here: https://t.co/1CdTQTJeTt pic.twitter.com/i2lD5BOkM4
"Goggletrial Of A Time Lord" - Part 2 of 2 #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/TavJ7L7mGk
— Pip (@pipmadeley) 28 May 2017
— Jack Klaff (@jackshebang) 29 May 2017
About to start reading #Misty, but struck by cover. Did @Rubywax pose for this? It's a pretty impressive likeness... @2000AD @PatMillsComics pic.twitter.com/AozPevudwQ
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017