I just pre-ordered Ultrasound's third album. You should too. (@Dalaigeordie) https://t.co/VZc1tG54iG @PledgeMusic
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 1 April 2016
lol if I paid 79p for Space Raiders I better actually go to space pic.twitter.com/ICkfz8j4gP
— ㅤ (@RushPLS) 15 October 2015
When did the UK stop referring to them as Police Huts? pic.twitter.com/ygb6tp0zR1
— Andrew-Mark Thompson (@Andydrewz) 3 April 2016
The Isolator. A helmet invented in 1925 that encourages focus and concentration. pic.twitter.com/95CiSj9XrS
— History In Pictures (@HistoryInPics) 22 March 2016
I could have sworn I had some Supernoodles in here. pic.twitter.com/RtHV1cOT4w
— Oonagh (@Okeating) 3 March 2016
I'm supposed to be writing. I'm watching #SpaceAboveAndBeyond instead. So far, no guilt...
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 4 April 2016
If you've been chuffed to see your name on a coke bottle then imagine my joy on every visit to B&Q.
— Matt White (@mattyfwhite) 17 July 2013
I hate it when you try to buy a box of Sun-Maid raisins, but accidentally purchase Chairman Mao's Little Red Book. pic.twitter.com/SmMi1MQYC4
— Glenn Moore (@TheNewsAtGlenn) 29 October 2015
The no smoking with kids in the car law is going well. pic.twitter.com/Il1YhNNhre
— Gareth Soye (@GarethSoye) 3 January 2016
@MrJohnDorney Is this them? pic.twitter.com/L4q3PMZyz4
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 6 April 2016
My toddler's train track is freaking me out right now. What is going on here?! pic.twitter.com/9o8bVWF5KO
— marc blank-settle (@MarcSettle) 6 April 2016
Just discovered there's a @WheresWally colouring book. How brilliant is that? Someone thought this is too easy, let's make it monochrome...
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 6 April 2016
How's this for pure child-friendly escapism? #TheSweeney transfer set from 1976: https://t.co/5qkPyRk13E
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 8 April 2016
Want to feel old? This is the boy who played Anakin in The Phantom Menace. pic.twitter.com/7XAZ1fgnOY
— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) 3 April 2016
I'm going to keep it classy. It would be ‘morally wrong’ and ‘hypocrytical’ to comment on another individual’s tax affairs.
— Jimmy Carr (@jimmycarr) 8 April 2016
#FakeRockandRollFacts The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame has no air conditioning.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 10 April 2016
Free the Chipping Norton one... https://t.co/dkI5TkBlJE
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 12 April 2016
I want a sitcom about these neighbours pic.twitter.com/DL4enweF3c
— Joe (@goulcher) 6 April 2016
Odd, given this is exactly what HMRC legally requires everybody to be able to do. #ResignDavidCameron pic.twitter.com/A0O6BSPD0X
— Hind Touissate (@AccordingtoHind) 9 April 2016
#OnThisDay 1961: The British public reacted to news of a man in spacehttps://t.co/8LMg8rZows
— BBC Archive (@BBCArchive) 12 April 2016
You know you are working with Penn & Teller when you get undressed at the end of the day and ripped up cards fall out of your bra.
— alyson hannigan (@alydenisof) 13 April 2016
@Glinner Terrahawks is back!
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 13 April 2016
@uppityfabulous https://t.co/cJwHRTPCjZ
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 15 April 2016
Alien versus #captionbot pic.twitter.com/igmEUGlZsT
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 16 April 2016
#captionbot really undermines #DoctorWho's special effects pic.twitter.com/DoC7ehIjsj
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 16 April 2016
#captionbot thinks @ReeceShearsmith's Papa Lazarou was misunderstood all along... pic.twitter.com/Sdbv6Pxmkt
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 16 April 2016
#captionbot has an Ood interpretation... #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/u6wxEoD8N9
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 16 April 2016
#captionbot reinterprets the best panel from @2000AD's #BadCompany as a rural idyll. pic.twitter.com/wVe4oHrl30
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 16 April 2016
#captionbot reveals that #Farscape's Pilot was really a biker. pic.twitter.com/3W4OnD4Pgx
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 16 April 2016
@andycartwrites meet #captionbot pic.twitter.com/Vr5Cxh9t04
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 16 April 2016
#captionbot redefines #Oxford's most impressive landmark pic.twitter.com/66U3LbDtK6
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 16 April 2016
#captionbot considerably increases #DoctorWho's budget pic.twitter.com/DSUpRVrVdu
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 16 April 2016
#captionbot struggles with that time @ajbloor was #POTUS pic.twitter.com/7H8JzIQ4t2
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 16 April 2016
#captionbot attempts to tame @bobbyllew... pic.twitter.com/lTWmTN23jP
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 16 April 2016
If all of the contestants on @ITVChase take a minus offer, do they owe the money? Does @BradleyWalsh send in the bailiffs?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 18 April 2016
Who is going to play @RubyWax in Season 2 of #ThePeoplevOJSimpson?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 18 April 2016
@MinifigsMe Is that Jeff, or Gordon?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 20 April 2016
The newsreader on @BBCLookNorth almost announced that @ShedSeven have had their rape conviction quashed.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 21 April 2016
Did you see the Telegraph today @POTUS? 145,000 Brits are asking you to stop negotiating TTIP #ObamaStopTTIP pic.twitter.com/UzyVHnuOqQ
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 22 April 2016
@OldRoberts953 Has he ever been to Kendal?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 22 April 2016
@claytonhickman pic.twitter.com/orm5kPTh0D
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 23 April 2016
Yes, it’s annoying when Americans call the UK “England.” But not half so bloody annoying as when English people do it.
— Miche Doherty (@miche) 27 April 2016
Exclusive in today's @theipaper. pic.twitter.com/AdaxdI1OVn
— Si (@bromley001) 29 April 2016
Barack Obama arrives in the UK to discuss selling the patent for his walk-in fridge design. pic.twitter.com/HGeSKy4ova
— Oonagh (@Okeating) 22 April 2016
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