#OffendEveryoneIn4Words Hello Westboro Baptist Church
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 1, 2015DyddGwylDewiSantHapus. And a Happy Saint David's Day as well.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 1, 2015The sad death of Leonard Nimoy:
Clifford Remembers Leonard Nimoy: https://t.co/gefmNAqzBH
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 3, 2015Celebrity Dictators (done by my friend Johnny, who is not on Twitter). pic.twitter.com/CE4w0V8zQx
— Phil Lucas (@PhilLucas) March 4, 2015We spoke to the woman headlining Leeds and Reading once you remove all the all-male groups http://t.co/TXWxllxD3B pic.twitter.com/OXwQjzoouB
— BBC Newsbeat (@BBCNewsbeat) March 4, 2015"Whenthe rabbits moo I shall think of you" Reading #Asylum, politically it seems even more relevant than ever @Robwilliams71 @boocook23
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 4, 2015@Robwilliams71 @boocook23 Can you get it written, drawn, lettered and published in @2000AD before the election? Otherwise it might come true
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 4, 2015Still not out...
Are there any plans to release #TheITCrowd's last episode on DVD in region 2? And if not, why not?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 4, 2015Whenever you start to question your own artistic choices, just remember: Picasso drew a butt. pic.twitter.com/vAg02FBNsN
— Pat Rothfuss(@PatrickRothfuss) September 20, 2014"Whichone are you?" #MakeAFirstDateWeirdIn4words
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 7, 2015@2000AD @Freecomicbook Is it me?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 7, 2015The Conservative party's filibustering of the NHS Anti-Privatisation bill got me very angry...
#NHS anti-privatisation bill was fatally filibustered by #Tories, among the subjects they consider more important were: #Asterix the Gaul
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 8, 2015#NHS anti-privatisation bill was fatally filibustered by #Tories, among the subjects they consider more important were: #CremeEggs
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 8, 2015#NHS anti-privatisationbillwas fatally filibustered by #Tories, among the subjects they consider more important were: #NapoleonicWarTactics
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 8, 2015#NHS anti-privatisation bill was fatally filibustered by #Tories, among the subjects they consider more important was: #SunnyDelight
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 8, 2015#NHS anti-privatisation bill fatally filibustered by #Tories, among subjects considered more important was: #WilliamPittYounger's drinking
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 8, 2015#NHS anti-privatisation bill was fatally filibustered by #Tories, among the subjects considered more important was: #NorseGods & Tory logo.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 8, 2015Please don't #BringBackClarkson
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 11, 2015To mark the sad death of Terry Pratchett I tweeted a few of my favourite quotes:
"Givea man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." Terry Pratchett, Jingo
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 13, 2015"Actors," said Granny, witheringly. "Asif the world weren't full of enough history without inventing more." Terry Pratchett, WyrdSisters
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 13, 2015"Rincewindcould scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four." Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 13, 2015"Whenbanks fail, it's not bankers who starve" Terry Pratchett, Going Postal (written well before the credit crunched)
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 13, 2015"IAM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE." Terry Pratchett, Feet Of Clay
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 13, 2015More Tory hypocrisy:
Best Daily Mail comment ever. Feel free to upvote. pic.twitter.com/o4TgBRaUia
— Theodora Sutcliffe (@escapeartistes) March 12, 2015I continued working my way through Futurama's opening captions for some reason, alternating them with my own tweetery:
Presented in BC [Brain Control] Where Available
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 19, 2015#Buffy Anne Summers 1981*-1997, 1997-2001, 2001-? #womeninfiction * (or possibly 1980 or 1979 depending on which particular demon you ask)
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 22, 2015Featuring gratuitous alien nudity.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 22, 2015The pompomcrab carries sea anemones in its claws and waves them about when threatened… (Image Dave Harasti) pic.twitter.com/URN7U5At5n
— The QI Elves (@qikipedia) March 25, 2015@BarnabyEdwards MoretonHarwood's only down the road...
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 26, 2015Loading...
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 26, 2015Crikey, ten years since Rose and the triumphant return of #DoctorWho, where has it gone?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 26, 2015I pretend therefore I am.
Cognito ergo sum.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 29, 2015Presented in double vision (where drunk)
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 29, 2015#ChangeOneWordInAFilmTitleToBernardCribbins Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Bernard Cribbins* (*But Were Afraid to Ask)
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 30, 2015#ChangeOneWordInAFilmTitleToBernardCribbins Bernard CribbinsVersus Predator
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 30, 2015Mr. Bender's Wardrobe By Robotany500
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 31, 2015In answer to the trending hashtag #ThingsMyDoctorSays, I decided to tweet the first line of each Doctor Who:
What are you doing here? #ThingsMyDoctorSays
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 31, 2015Slower… slower! Concentrate on one thing… one thing. #ThingsMyDoctorSays
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 31, 2015Shoes… must find my shoes. #ThingsMyDoctorSays
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 31, 2015I tell you, Brigadier: there’s nothing to worry about. #ThingsMyDoctorSays
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 31, 2015Ah, you’ve come to help me find the Zero Room. #ThingsMyDoctorSays
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 31, 2015You were expecting someone else? #ThingsMyDoctorSays
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 31, 2015That was a nice nap… now down to business. #ThingsMyDoctorSays
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 31, 2015Who am I? #ThingsMyDoctorSays
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 31, 2015Doctor no more. #ThingsMyDoctorSays
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 31, 2015Run! #ThingsMyDoctorSays
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 31, 2015Hello… ooh. New teeth. That’s weird. #ThingsMyDoctorSays
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 31, 2015Legs! I’ve still got legs! #ThingsMyDoctorSays
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 31, 2015Kidneys! I've got new kidneys. I don't like the colour. #ThingsMyDoctorSays
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 31, 2015Kidneys! I've got new kidneys. I don't like the colour. #ThingsMyDoctorSays
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 31, 2015The election was on the horizon:
Elections? Grud, the citizens once elected an orangutanto be Mega-City One's mayor. Tells you everything you need to know.
— Judge Dredd (@JudgeDredd) March 31, 2015
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