Saturday, 15 February 2014

Abseil

My mother wanted to celebrate her sixtieth birthday last year in style and so she and my sister decided to abseil 100 foot down the side of the John Radcliffe Hospital in Oxford to raising money.

They were both interviewed on hospital radio, but to be honest so was anyone that stood still long enough. My father, Sarah and myself were all questioned while the two intrepid abseilers were getting ready. I filmed the following (rather poorly):



The hospital radio guy was continually asking for song requests. Sarah attempted to request a song to play whilst Mum and Beth were abseiling. She asked for 'Heroes' by David Bowie, but they didn't have that. The closest they could offer was 'Holding Out For A Hero' by Bonnie Tyler. And so Bonnie it was...

They were aiming for £100 each, but between them they managed to raise £445. Donations are still welcome. I'm very proud of them both.

A photograph of the two of them is being used on a leaflet to advertise the next abseil.

Friday, 7 February 2014

Engage

When I announced our engagement on here, I neglected to include any photographic evidence. It's time to change that.


Nothing delays a proposal better than people saying things like "so when are you two going to take the plunge?" Sarah doesn't really wear rings, so working out a ring size was an initial hurdle. Naturally, I searched online for suggestions. The barmiest of which was to tie some string around your intended's finger while they were asleep. How terrified would you be if you woke up to the sight of someone stood over you with a ball of string around your digit mid-knot?

We had treated ourselves to a little holiday to North Wales and I went armed with an adjustable ring. I chose it very carefully. This was important. Eschewing precious stones I plumped for the red Lego brick. We had a wonderful time, but it was either raining or foggy much of the time and the occasion was never quite ideal. Then one day towards the end of the week it brightened up and the time just seemed right. I put the ring in my pocket and we ventured out for the day.

We visited an aunt that I hadn't seen since I was a baby. She commented that I'd grown. We had a lovely morning wandering around her garden and digging up her veg. Then we headed off intending to go to St. David's. We didn't get there. I can't remember why, but we decided on Little Haven beach instead. It was beautiful and not too busy. We walked the length of the beach and sat on the rocks. I decided now was the time and asked. Some people seem disappointed that I didn't go down on one knee. It didn't even occur to me. I asked, she said yes, nothing else mattered.

We took this photo on the beach moments after I popped the question, only later did we discovered we were in the appropriately named St. Bride's Bay.

Sunday, 2 February 2014

After 1848

By rights I should be posting my M chapter today, but it's been a very busy week. So instead here's a bit about 1848. The show was free, but managed to sell out. It sounds like a contradiction in terms, but we filled the Conway Hall to its capacity.

I've been in several shows for The New Factory Of The Eccentric Actor and so the process is a familiar one by now. People rehearse when they can and sometimes do not meet the other actors in their scenes until the first night. It's always a matter of piecing together a jigsaw puzzle. For me, 1848 was a jigsaw puzzle with smaller pieces and I didn't see the whole show until the performance. It's not for me to speak to the quality of the show, but I enjoyed it. There's a review here.

Niall McDevitt played Baudelaire and has written this about the process.

Hopefully, we'll do it all again sometime.

Sunday, 26 January 2014

Leonard

So, a mere nine and a half months late here is my L post.

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Leonard
Leonard looked up. He wasn't alone. Most of the population on this side of the planet were doing exactly the same thing. He stared intently at the tail following the meteorite. Leonard was surprised by the colours, they were vivid and bright. He had expected the whole spectacle to be less, well, less spectacular. A shape moved in front of him causing a distraction. He drew his gaze down from the sky and took in the street. Among his neighbours, all of whom were still watching the sky, he saw the silhouette of a woman in black moving awkwardly in a crouch. She stalked between Mr Hargreaves and the woman from number 24 whose name he didn't know. The shape disappeared behind Leonard's neighbour and he craned to see it emerge from the other side. Leonard waited the amount of time he would have expected an agile woman to take to cross from one end of Mr Hargreaves to the other. There was no sign of her. He waited a little longer. There was still nothing. Leonard moved to stand next to Mr Hargreaves and he saw her. She was moving slowly away from him practically at a crawl. Leonard looked at Mr Hargreaves to see if he had seen her. He hadn't. He was staring open mouthed at the sky.
'You're drooling.' Leonard joked.
If Mr Hargreaves had heard him he showed no sign. Leonard spoke again, a little louder. Hargreaves was transfixed by the meteorite. Leonard looked around and saw the same vacant stare on every face. That is every face, except one. He looked to the woman in black. She had heard him talking to Mr Hargreaves and was looking directly at him.
'What's happening?' he asked her.

The light from the torch skipped across the ceiling tiles as Ivy tried to pull on a door handle without letting go of it. Harry moved tentatively towards her.
'Can I help?' he asked.
There was no response.
'I said 'Can I help?'' he asked again.
'I heard you' said Ivy.
They stood in silence. Harry eyes following the torchlight as it darted up down the wall. He felt useless, but he knew that's exactly what his sister wanted him to feel.
A loud crunch brought his contemplation to an end and he looked up as Ivy opened the door at the end of the corridor, the door to the outside world. Harry remembered the first time he went through it. He'd been nineteen years old and one day in the summer a woman opened the door to his room and told him that he was going outside. He'd been excited. He has never been outside before. He remembered stepping outside onto the green grass and staring out at the view. He took a deep breath and let it out of his lungs slowly. He turned to ask the woman what he should do next, but she wasn't there. The door stared back at him silently.
Harry looked up to see that Ivy had stepped outside. He moved to follow her, but he slipped. Harry braced against the wall to stop himself falling.
'Ivy!'
'What?'
Harry was suddenly very aware of why he hadn't kept in touch with her.
'What do you mean 'what?' Shine the torch over here.'
She sighed and swung the torch in his direction. Harry looked down at the floor. There was a bright red puddle at his feet.
'It's blood.' he said.
'Yeah' said Ivy as she turned away, taking the torchlight with her.
'Ivy!'
She shone the torch at Harry again. He couldn't see her face, but he could picture the petulant expression that it carried. The blood was halfway up his left trouser leg and closer inspection of the puddle revealed that there was a footprint between it and the door. Ivy's footprint he assumed. Along one side there were straight lines that formed a trail that lead toward the interior of the building.
'Whoever was killed here. Someone moved the body.'
'Well, yeah,' said Ivy, 'because they're not here, are they?'
Harry stepped over the puddle and out onto the hillside. Ivy turned the torch off with a satisfying click.
'I was just thinking about-'
'I know.'
The stood in silence again. Harry had been thinking about himself, aged nineteen sat on the step at the foot of the door hoping it would open again. The outside world had started to get dark and cold. He had been hungry, tired and with no idea what he was going to do.
Harry looked at his sister and wondered if she was thinking along similar lines. She wasn't.

Annabelle stood in the garden marvelling at the sky. Emma and Gloria had long since left her to it. Still looking up, Annabelle span around until she was dizzy. She stopped and stumbled, but didn't fall. Two eyes stared at her. Annabelle moved towards them. Their owner was startled and leapt up the garden wall and walked along the top of it.
Annabelle had lost interest in the meteorite. The cat on the wall was much more interesting. She watched as it walked the length of the wall and regarded her with those eyes again. Annabelle climbed up onto the wall and followed the cat. It allowed her to catch up to it and then jumped into the garden next door. Annabelle did the same.

Daniel sat on a bar stool alone in the empty pub. The other drinkers were all outside gazing in awe. He drained his glass and looked around, before standing and leaning over the bar. Cumbersomely, he poured himself a drink from the wrong side of the bar. Daniel sat again with drink in hand and swivelled on his stool. He sipped his drink and reached for the television's remote control. He cycled through the channels. Most were only showing test cards, while others were broadcasting shots of empty studios or deserted locations. He laughed. Never again would he complain that there was nothing worth watching on.

The meteor tore through the planet's atmosphere with no regard for the effect it was having on the locals. It left something behind, something that hung in the sky above the world as black as night. Not that anyone would notice it yet, because the sky was too busy also being as black as night.

Wednesday, 22 January 2014

1848 Today

1848 is tonight at 8pm.

It's at London's Conway Hall, 25 Red Lion Square, near Holborn and it's absolutely free.

Monday, 20 January 2014

1848

I'm in a play. It's been a while. This one is absolutely free and as if that weren't enough, they'll give you soup as well. It's called 1848 and as the name suggests it concerns the events of that year that saw revolutions occurring across Europe.


It's at Conway Hall, 25 Red Lion Square in London on the 22nd January at 8pm. The nearest tube station is Holborn. There is talk of more performances later in the year, but at the moment it's for one night only.

Saturday, 18 January 2014

And So I'm Back...

Sorry. I was elsewhere. How have you been? Is it too late to say Happy New Year?

I was halfway through the A to Z Challenge in April and then I went AWOL. I am still working the as-yet-unnamed novella that I got eleven chapters into. For a time I was resistant to blogging about something else while the novella was still unfinished and so as a result I blogged nothing here at all.

Several things have happened which I would have written on here about and didn't. A New Year seems a perfectly good time to change that. So not necessarily in the order they happened and with a view to writing about them in detail later:

⚫ I asked Sarah to marry me. She said yes.

⚫ We've moved away from the flat where the incident occurred.

⚫ I've had writing work. Some of it paid.

⚫ Dredd Alert continues apace.

⚫ I've written a comic strip for the forthcoming third issue of The Psychedelic Journal Of Time Travel.

⚫ I'm rehearsing a play at the moment.

I'm sure there's probably something else, but that's enough to be going on with. I'll be in touch.