Do any of them glow? pic.twitter.com/0tTrqXS1RI— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) October 3, 2020
Civility is the hill conservatives insist other people die on.— Nino Cipri, cthonic himbo boyfriend (@ninocipri) October 3, 2020
So pleased a privileged, rich, white bloke has never experienced racism. It means there's hope for the future. pic.twitter.com/rnbELcP2Q7— John Rain (@MrKenShabby) October 3, 2020
Utterly appalling from @MattHancock . And part of a worrying Trump-lite trend for Govt ministers to dismiss any sort of detailed questioning as horrible, awful, unpatriotic sniping. https://t.co/7rpYgXuphp— Armando Iannucci (@Aiannucci) October 4, 2020
Have they got any Dapol?— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) October 4, 2020
BRILLIANT. Did not expect that... 🏆👑❤️ pic.twitter.com/cx4dJBNmTY— Jay Arnold 🎬 (@jadedcreative) October 4, 2020
When Mozart was 8 years old this tree was over 40 years old. 50 years old when the first Steam Engine was patented— Dave Johns (@davejohnscomic) October 3, 2020
180 when the Wright Brothers flew the first motorised plane.
At aged 300 felled for a service road for HS2 I ❤️ 🌳
Trees 🌳 🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳❤️ pic.twitter.com/JJuIoEf2db
New Zealand, if you don't re-elect this woman, can we borrow her?— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) October 5, 2020
Asking for a planet. https://t.co/um1Nfv0KHN
People will die because the government lacks the expertise to add rows on excel but remember any second wave is your fault— James Felton (@JimMFelton) October 5, 2020
He must have opened his mouth. https://t.co/FNYpTfTySO— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) October 8, 2020
Oz— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) October 9, 2020
The Special Edition unforgivably omits the "No complications" Ogron https://t.co/ziZ6mdLlzp— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) October 10, 2020
1) A thread— Bill Esterson (@Bill_Esterson) October 9, 2020
A tale of two PPE suppliers.
The company set up on 12 May 2020 by an associate of a Conservative Peer.
The family business in Knowsley, with over 50 years proven track record.
One was given a contract for £122 million.
The other was given the run around.
Oompa loompa doompety doo,— 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗠𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗺𝗮𝗻 (@OliverMaltman) October 10, 2020
I've got a perfect puzzle for you,
Oompa loompa doompety dee,
If you are wise you’ll not vote for me. pic.twitter.com/jPAceEBUue
From the people who brought you “Breaking Planning Rules To Save Tory Donor £50m”...— David Schneider (@davidschneider) October 11, 2020
It’s “I Gave £25m To Colleague’s Constituency And He Gave £25m To Mine”. https://t.co/EC5VEEfYjg
Right wing commentators sure love to talk about how they're being silenced and surpressed, in their newspaper columns, radio shows and TV interviews.— Ian Symes 🌹🇪🇺 (@ianiansymes) October 12, 2020
Not sure which we prefer: the typo, or the fact that a publicity still from Psirens has been used during a junction on ITV. https://t.co/C2R7FblyTQ— Ganymede & Titan (@ganymedetitan) October 13, 2020
"no other government"— david allen green (@davidallengreen) October 13, 2020
1885-6 Home Rule Crisis
1914 Great War
1921-2 Civil war in Ireland
1939 World War II
1956-7 Suez Crisis
1968 Start of Troubles
1978-9 Winter of Discontent
1992 Black Wednesday
Bless the innocent Downing Street aides https://t.co/iChIMJN6uC
Susan's parents, Vicki's parents, Polly's surname, Benton's first name, Romana's age, Nyssa's mum, Peri's mum, Ace's dad, Rose's grandad, Martha's uncle, Wilf's wife, Rory's mum, Bill's mum, Yas' granddad. Seasons 1-26 & Series 1-12, really were just a massive mess, weren't they? https://t.co/CchOM2VNZK— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) October 14, 2020
All in it together pic.twitter.com/ZpubTB2yqH— James Doleman (@jamesdoleman) October 13, 2020
Prince Andrew. https://t.co/UKMgiOyGop— Ian Symes 🌹🇪🇺 (@ianiansymes) October 15, 2020
The government deciding whether to save public health or Wetherspoons pic.twitter.com/noLZMfw8Ml— James Felton (@JimMFelton) October 15, 2020
Welcome to the UK. The only country in history to declare sanctions on itself.— David Schneider (@davidschneider) October 16, 2020
And in the middle of a pandemic. https://t.co/3QseJxf1ZJ