Happy New Year to you all... pic.twitter.com/gN8P8LCE5Q— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 1, 2019
So now that it's 2019, I'm really looking forward to finally getting my hands on one of these... pic.twitter.com/S0n6K6FMRo— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 1, 2019
Nude chocolate finger. https://t.co/B4KfpYD7RV— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 1, 2019
Got my days wrong and ended up alone in a room with my boss and the President of Ireland while I was on ketamine. https://t.co/gSjPY8WjKL— Séamas It Ever Was (@shockproofbeats) May 3, 2018
A reminder that we’re now in the Dollhouse post-apocalypse pic.twitter.com/SzSp6xUuF8— Whedonesque (@whedonesque) January 1, 2019
Is #DoctorWhoreSolution really the best hashtag they could come up with?— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 2, 2019
We’ve just about finished cleaning up the mess from the Dalek attack last night, but we’re happy to confirm GCHQ is still at full operational capability #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/cTtmgad4oc— GCHQ (@GCHQ) January 2, 2019
“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'”— Ray E. Boomhower (@RayBoomhower) January 2, 2019
Isaac Asimov, born on this day in 1920 pic.twitter.com/m3utGmVHLW
Can I advise you, if you haven’t already done so, to register to vote? There’s going to be a referendum or general election soon, and you’ll only kick yourself if you don’t.— Armando Iannucci (@Aiannucci) December 4, 2018
Watching @BBCStoryville's Waco: Madman Or Messiah? And I was very surprised to see David Koresh cosplaying as the Thirteenth #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/cNvJFRuSdA— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 3, 2019
Freelancing: A play in 5 acts.— Rachel Cunliffe (@RMCunliffe) January 3, 2019
Act 1: Here's my invoice, let me know if you need anything else.
Act 2: Four+ weeks of silence.
Act 3: Friendly reminder.
Act 4: "We can't pay you until you fill in this form we never told you about with 20 ambiguous fields."
Act 5: Waiting game.
97 Lovers https://t.co/oxwpoOfsfy— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 6, 2019
I'll see your favourite superhero and raise you a... pic.twitter.com/PrT6ferps7— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 11, 2019
When a group of hermit crabs find a vacant shell, they form a queue from smallest to largest. When they find the crab that fits into the vacant shell, each subsequent crab moves up one size.— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) January 13, 2019
Sheffield: Sex City— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 18, 2019
Well, this could get awkward... https://t.co/7RddlgrPIL
The bluray reviews are in and it turns out the DVD releases are magnificent... https://t.co/qCwIwavcyV— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 18, 2019
I will kill again. pic.twitter.com/4iPp8uxAyF— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 18, 2019
To be fair to the guy, he did always say he was going to "lie in front of a bulldozer."— Tom Peck (@tompeck) January 18, 2019
And now he has, for forty straight minutes. pic.twitter.com/07mcrTDJDH
'It's equivalent to a single going into the charts at number 19' 💿— BBC Radio 5 Live (@bbc5live) January 16, 2019
Jarvis Cocker tells @adamfleming that the 52-48 Brexit referendum result was not a 'hit'
*NEW* #Brexitcast 🎙️🎧 https://t.co/JMncVLtTXg pic.twitter.com/uwuG0WH6t8
Adolf Hitler's gran was Maria Schicklgruber. She registered his father with her surname. Age 39, he tried to take his presumed father's surname Hiedler, which somehow became Hitler. Would millions of people have put their trust in a man called Adolf Schicklgruber? https://t.co/l8bZsoJAux— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 19, 2019
@willwilkinson Furthermore, does that make the parish priest in Döllersheim who amended the records the cause of more bloodshed than he could ever have imagined?— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 19, 2019
A quiet word in his shell-like from a passing time traveler and the whole thing could have been avoided.
Off to the @uppityfabulous's baby shower.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 19, 2019
Also, about to find out what a baby shower is.
The preparations for Brexit are reportedly costing UK tax payers £1.7 trillion, so versus the cost of EU membership at £350 million per week means that leaving the EU could pay off in as little as 93 years... pic.twitter.com/nUtOTaAAAM— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 20, 2019
The Good Friday Agreement, which ended centuries of violence, was voted for in a referendum WHERE THEY GOT TO SEE THE DEAL FIRST, by 71.1% in Northern Ireland (94.4% in ROI).— Femi (@Femi_Sorry) January 20, 2019
You want to undermine it for a 51.9% blind vote and a deal everyone hates?https://t.co/MjWcwXGKoG
Do you think there's a handbook for new bands that says if they're struggling for inspiration for their album cover a black & white photo of the band (preferably in front of a brick wall) set under the band logo will give them the arty/serious look they crave?#Elastica #Elastica pic.twitter.com/G6ejHj8XGl— Albumcoversdrawnrealbad (@albumsdrawnbad) December 27, 2018
Last night it finally happened...I dreamt about drawing album covers. And in my dream I drew this, which will hopefully bring back memories of doing jigsaws for @ChrisHelme, @Mark_Heaney, @AWatts_Music and the other Seahorses I can't find on twitter#TheSeahorses #DoItYourself pic.twitter.com/ei8jvs70sJ— Albumcoversdrawnrealbad (@albumsdrawnbad) November 29, 2018
Famously @gorillaz had to change the song title from "It's There" to "Dare" as @ShaunryderX couldn't enunciate the word 'There' clearly enough. Which makes me wonder if he calls the album "De Mondays", thinking it's a tribute to his first band#Gorillaz #DemonDays pic.twitter.com/f3wGQnFRTo— Albumcoversdrawnrealbad (@albumsdrawnbad) November 19, 2018
What's this I hear you ask? Why, it's your new least favourite drawing of your new favourite band... @thehives. Hate to say I told you so but this was never going to end well...#TheHives #YourNewFavouriteBand #AlbumCoversDrawnRealBad pic.twitter.com/veDZ4VtaBe— Albumcoversdrawnrealbad (@albumsdrawnbad) November 13, 2018
Canute Burnt Oak https://t.co/w7OUOQpOSk— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) January 22, 2019
Help. I can't stop reading this. pic.twitter.com/VtjVsT167J— Boo Beel (@tomservo10) January 23, 2019
My favourite tale of this cover from @manics is the friend who decided the space between the brackets was left empty so the album's owner's could write their name there. So he did. @seanmooremanic was that the thinking behind the design?#ManicStreetPreachers #EverythingMustGo pic.twitter.com/HRHRQld9s5— Albumcoversdrawnrealbad (@albumsdrawnbad) January 31, 2019