More alternating tweets with Futurama opening captions:
Please rise for the #Futurama theme song— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 5, 2015I've spent ages folding white wedding chair covers. I feel I have a real insight into the logistical difficulties of organising a Klan rally— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 5, 2015Krafted with luv by monsters— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 5, 2015After 23 years I'm finally watching #ArchersGoon again.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 5, 2015It's released on 7 December 2015...
What are the chances of @FutureShockDoc coming to DVD?— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 7, 2015Disclaimer: Any resemblance to actual robots would be really cool— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 7, 2015It turns out that parts of #ReturnToThePlanetOfTheApes are a surrealist masterpiece.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 7, 2015Federal law prohibits changing the channel— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 7, 2015Happy #LeftHandersDay to all my southpaw brothers and sisters. pic.twitter.com/pXtUBz4YPi— Jerry Doyle (@jerrydoyle) August 13, 2015For proper viewing, take red pill now— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 13, 2015Something I wrote a few years ago for #lefthandersday: http://t.co/pV4xWWB1sY— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 13, 2015No humans were probed in the making of this episode— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 13, 2015Yvette Cooper and Ed Balls 'flipped' homes 3 times in 2 years. Meanwhile Corbyn's expenses lowest. http://t.co/Q1RbtEXCxl #LabourLeadership— Left Unity (@LeftUnityUK) August 13, 2015— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 15, 2015Scratch here to reveal prize— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 15, 2015#WorldPhotographyDay & #WorldHumanitarianDay on the same day. I feel double booked.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 19, 2015Psst... Big party at your house after the show!— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 19, 2015— FemherroidInvasion (@FrankFontaine2) August 19, 2015Hey TiVo! Suggest this!— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 20, 2015Ion, Lion, Zion #ScientificSongs— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 20, 2015Fun for the whole family except grandma and grandpa— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 20, 2015#BadInFlightAnnouncements "Dueto unforeseen circumstances we will be making an unscheduled stop at Didcot Parkway"— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 21, 2015Please turn off all cell phones and tricorders— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 21, 2015There's not a day goes by that I don't think about this caption. pic.twitter.com/ebwtgYwLlQ— Dan Berry (@thingsbydan) August 21, 2015Love it or shove it— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 22, 2015Most days #DoctorWho is a pacifist, but some days you just have to let your hair down and kill massive spiders... pic.twitter.com/B9YGOTc4Qe— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 25, 2015If accidentally watched, induce vomiting.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 25, 2015All welding masks should be shaped like characters from #Futurama pic.twitter.com/Avzu3WGtEv— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 25, 2015Bigfoot's choice— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 25, 2015My wife tweeted questions about the important of English and Maths to celebrities to inspire her students, here are the responses...
They're isn't nothing more important than English Sarah. https://t.co/isBGaDuJWm— Jack Whitehall (@jackwhitehall) August 25, 2015It's like "HEEHAW" with lasers— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 25, 2015@uppityfabulous and language. My English teacher was the first to try talking me out of medicine!— Krishnan Guru-Murthy (@krishgm) August 25, 2015When you see the robot, drink!— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 25, 2015@uppityfabulous what age? Assume not foreign langstudents?— Samira Ahmed (@SamiraAhmedUK) August 25, 2015@uppityfabulous If you can't express yourself & your ideas in good written English you won't get a chance to show what you are brilliant at.— Samira Ahmed (@SamiraAhmedUK) August 25, 2015Soon to be a major religion— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 25, 2015@uppityfabulous englishdone helped me real good like. Me is well cabapleof talkinproper now.— chriso'dowd (@BigBoyler) August 25, 2015Or is it?— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 25, 2015@uppityfabulous it is the language of nature - what more can I say !— Brian Cox (@ProfBrianCox) August 25, 2015@ProfBrianCox Brilliant! Thank you so much - really appreciate your help :)— Sarah Holmes (@uppityfabulous) August 25, 2015Controlling you through a chip in your butt since 1999— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 25, 2015#SolveMyProblemsIn4Words Lather, rinse and repeat— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 25, 2015Not affiliated with #Futurama Brass Knuckle Co.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 25, 2015Apparently it's #NationalDogDay somewhere, but dogs are everywhere: https://t.co/PpulsOe2XU
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 26, 2015Known to cause insanity in laboratory mice— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 26, 2015There's only one good reason for Quentin Letts to be trending and this isn't it. We live in hope.— @adrianshort(@adrianshort) August 26, 2015Now interactive! Joystick controls Fry's left ear— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 26, 2015#LaTomatina is the biggest, reddist, tomatoiestfuck you to the starving.— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 26, 2015Dancing space potatoes? You bet!— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 26, 2015My review of #BlackSwan: if she had been a real swan she could have broken his arm...— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 28, 2015Where no fan has gone before— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 28, 2015Is David Cameron @Al_Ewing's yardstick for evil?: http://t.co/M2h3SXAqQ1— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 31, 2015Does #Columbo ever solve a murder without a celebrity perpetrator?— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 31, 2015A by-product of the TV industry— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 31, 2015My reaction to every Corbynstory: 1) Read headline implying he's said something terrible. 2) Read what he actually said. 3) Agree with him.— Ian Symes(@ianiansymes) August 31, 2015Too hot for radio— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 31, 2015“I’ve never read his books, but they’re mediocre”. Well I’ve actually read your article, and it’s shite. http://t.co/5QjKLBbEGe— James Moran (@jamesmoran) August 31, 2015You can't prove it won't happen— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) August 31, 2015@uppityfabulous it's always important to communicate.— chrisshepherd (@chris__shepherd) August 31, 2015
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